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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Please don't eat all the french onion dip, it's all I've got until pay day.

    By Juicy Jesse the Juiceman Jesse,
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  2. Oh no, look what the cat dragged in...It's me Scott Aukerman the Host of WTF with Marc Maron

    By Juicy Jesse the Juiceman Jesse,
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  3. For the last time Debbie...I am not the Dali Lama!

    By Juicy Jesse the Juiceman Jesse,
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  4. A long long time ago in a Office Depot far away, a man weeps in the bathroom. His life is in shambles.

    By Juicy Jesse the Juiceman Jesse,
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  5. Just because I am covered head to toe in horse semen, doesn't mean the horse is my lover.

    By Juicy Jesse the Juiceman Jesse,
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  6. Believe me when I say I'm the world's biggest liar

    By Juicy Jesse the Juiceman Jesse,
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  7. We're here! We're sheared! We're sheep!

    By Juicy Jesse the Juiceman Jesse,
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  8. The Washington Monument is a nice dick building, but for me, it's all about Van Buren's Chode

    By StopEatingBees,
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  9. If there's infinite parallel universes, there must be one where there aren't any parallel universes, which means WE'RE that universe. Do we have any more pot 

    By StopEatingBees,
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  10. Freebird is the most sincerely country way of saying He Likes to throw that dick around...

    By Scam Elliot,
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  11. I combine my love of Latino cuisine with my skepticism of big pharma’s vaccines in my autobiography: Arroz Con Polio.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  12. Put me in a Babybjörn, and read to me my favorite porn.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  13. As the camera lingers on Scott’s genitalia the addition of colored gels lends an abstract quality. And I don’t mean gels on the lens, I mean smeared on the genitals.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  14. McGruff takes a bite out of crime. It's meaty. Flavorful. Decadent. He can't go back to kibble. Not now.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  15. Bob Barker loves tantric sex because he can get as close as possible without going over

    By StopEatingBees,
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  16. Climate change isn't going to kill us all. I myself am going to be pushed off a building by a robot with human emotions

    By StopEatingBees,
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  17. She was a fast machine. She kept her motor clean. She was Carrie, the Living Car and she killed most of my friends in High School.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  18. I ain't sayin' she a gold digger, but she ain't payin' for those glass slippers

    By StopEatingBees,
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  19. You gotta do what you gotta do and, right now, you gotta doo doo.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  20. You name it, we got it. Ebola, scurvy, hepatitis, the croup, hemochromatosis; the works.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  21. To be fair, the Schnozzberry Family have always been Tastemakers.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  22. My new aesthetic is ‘grandma slut’.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  23. Harmful if swallowed, charming if spit.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  24. Do you think Gallagher ever brought a baby out just to mess with the first three rows

    By StopEatingBees,
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  25. I can talk to animals, but only in the language of love. Or German

    By StopEatingBees,
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