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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. "I got a hole in one!" said the fat man with the two donuts at the golf course

    By El Chico Malo,
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  2. You can pick your nose; thanks to the miracles of plastic surgery.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 213 views

  3. It's important to remember that one of your friends has shit themselves more than anyone else and just because they were a baby doesn't mean they shouldn't be ridiculed.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  4. Teamwork makes the dream work and dream work makes the meme twerk and meme twerk makes the cream jerk.

    By Space jamming,
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  5. I’ve got one mask in my pocket, and the other one’s on a decorative scarecrow.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  6. But would you mingle with a single Pringle?

    By MisterOriginality,
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  7. If you wanna wrangle my dangle, you better play me the Bangles.

    By BarnHen,
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  8. If your bush is neglected call the landscaper. If it's still itchy after that, call the doctor. You might have chlamydia.

    By FartTootToot,
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  9. Bingo Bongo, welcome to Comedy Bang Bang, your favorite podcast produced in the north Congo. 

    By FartTootToot,
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  10. Speak of the devil and he appears, it's time for my colonoscopy, any volunteers?

    By FartTootToot,
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  11. Mama, just killed a man, just fucked a man, just married a man.

    By rhysmakeswords,
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  12. Look on this junk in my trunk, ye mighty, and despair!

    By rhysmakeswords,
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  13. They say don't shit where you eat but did you know there are lots of other places you shouldn't shit?

    By rhysmakeswords,
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  14. “Soft ye now, the fair Ophelia…”: Hamlet was the pioneer of social boner control.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  15. Question are thieves and statements are gifts?

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  16. The way this guy treats socks he’s not going to knock your socks off he’s going to knock them up.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  17. Watch out, I’m about to deploy some referential humor that will knock your socks off.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  18. My head canon is full of head cheese.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  19. If you drive below the speed limit in the left lane, please marry me. Marry me and I promise I’ll make your life as miserable as you make mine.

    By shittydave,
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  20. Party in the front. Deliveries in the back.

    By MisterOriginality,
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  21. And I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for your solid tight five on air travel.

    By MisterOriginality,
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  22. A funny thing happened on the way to the forum, but I’m not allowed to talk about it

    By MisterOriginality,
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  23. Tonight, tonight, my plans I make, tomorrow tomorrow, the baby I take. The queen will never win the game, for Rumpelforeskin is my name!

    By CumedyGangBang-Sorry,
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  24. Whoever named “college ruled” paper was probably feeling really nostalgic at the time.

    By shittydave,
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  25. Take the whole fam gambling, go grab your kin. Mam's rambling "go max or min!" Damn, all the bramble and gin. BAM! All the bets are in. I'm clamoring.

    By LordBabyHat,
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