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1. Stuck in a log I made friends with rocks. I got a catalog of nothing but socks so I buy a new pair every brand-new day and I won't give a care to your mama's dismay.

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2. He may mock or tease but if he’s a block, with a rock of cheese, I’ll talk with ease and squeeze the rock. I’d be Socrates while he sees and gawks. With my expertise I'm bound to shock. I won’t appease the pleas to talk.

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3. I watch the best of the ‘94 Jim Carrey vehicles on my phone at COVID costume parties so I can Mask while I mask while I mask.

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4. I put mud treatments on while taping outdoors so I can mask while I mask while I mask.

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5. Sun's out, guns out, it's a dog day afternoon. Attica! Attica!

   By Foolish Mortal, July 5, 2020
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6. Not a walrus, but a ghost. Maybe a sparrow or a snail

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7. You know what's scarier than the dark is a flash in the dark.

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8. I'm starting off this show with a tshirt idea for all, podswag needs more money and leesa needs more dough. So I'm putting a photo of my leesa on a tshirt for all to see, with a naked Dalton Wilcox staring out at you and me.

   By Andy Daly's Third Cousin, July 5, 2020
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9. I just had an edible on the 4th day of July, bad time to do it, as I mistook a Roman Candle for my guy. The feeling was amazing I felt like I could fly, never had an orgasm quite like this, but the smell of sulfur made me cry.

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10. It's really too bad we don't have more fireworks, I forgot how they glow, bottle rockets, M80s, bursting 9 am to 12 am, always to and fro. My dog really loves them, barks all night in her approval, 24 hrs, 5 days a week, no need for her refusal. 

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11. Jolly Old St. Nicholas, bend your ear this way… Okay, now bend your ear the other way… Okay, that’s a wrap.

    By Euripides’ Shorts, July 4, 2020
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12. Don't you know? Don't you know things can change? Things'll go your way if you Heynong for one more day

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13. Sorry, I was on mute. Can you guys see my screen? Can everyone hear me? You were frozen for a second. We can go ahead and get started.

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14. Comedy Bang Bang: the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right, the points are just like literally everything I've ever done in my shitty life.

    By shittydave, July 4, 2020
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15. Duck, a deer, a shemale deer

    By slowestjogger, July 4, 2020
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16. Life is about impermanence. Fireworks. Sandcastles. A big bowl of ice cream with scrumptious sprinkles. True beauty.

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17. Three’s a crowd, except at a funeral.

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18. There’s no business like shploe business, because shploe business isn’t a real thing.

    By CaptPukeFish, July 4, 2020
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19. I like my bookshelves like I like my blow-up dolls: properly assembled before mounting.

    By Euripides’ Shorts, July 4, 2020
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20. Netflix and chill? I hardly know her!

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21. When you said I should take it on the chin, I thought you meant something else.

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22. Hoo wee I look just like Buddy Holly, and woo hoo I’m hung just like Buddy Hackett.

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23. Guess what? Chicken slut.

    By Dingo Pharts, July 4, 2020
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24. Gimme a tattoo and gimme it quick! I want the word “speedy” on the tip of my dick!

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25. Little baby burger boy, bumping booty jams. Romping, stomping, all night long, until he shit his pants.

    By Al Tanferd, July 4, 2020
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