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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I'll see your shoes and raise you some stilts

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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    • 246 views

  2. Booger-free since snack time

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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    • 277 views

  3. You can't shit me, I've got a turd in my pocket

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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    • 255 views

  4. Body-odor-positive, oddly motor-negative

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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    • 250 views

  5. The podcast that bids one dollar less than someone else on The Price Is Right

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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    • 244 views

  6. Mock (Mock) Ing (Ing) Bird (Bird) Yeah (Yeah) State (State) Bird (Bird) Of (Of) Texas (Texas) Yee (Yee) Haw (Haw)

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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    • 242 views

  7. The waiting is the hardest part except the tooth enamel

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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    • 249 views

  8. Head not screwed on right? Don’t take the risk! Head loss is the leading cause of death among forgetful seniors. Call 1-800-HED-SCRU today.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 206 views

  9. You take the Good, You take the bad, you take my Kenny Loggins tapes and I'll punch you in the Dick...

    By Pendleton Tiptoes,
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    • 268 views

  10. It shouldn't be illegal to own a beagle.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 206 views

  11. You are forgetting how hard the song "Maple Leaf Rag" slaps.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 223 views

  12. Let’s make like an underperforming wallpaper steamer and let it rip.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 204 views

  13. Let’s make like two sticks rubbing together and fire it up.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 202 views

  14. Let’s make like beer in a winter storm power outage and chill out.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 189 views

  15. Real talk, it's time for me to pee while I say WEE WEE WEE all the way home.

    By Juicy Jesse the Juiceman Jesse,
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    • 207 views

  16. JESUS CHRIST! Is my lord and savior...AMEN.

    By Juicy Jesse the Juiceman Jesse,
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    • 209 views

  17. Would you like a dumb ass pickle you idiot?

    By Juicy Jesse the Juiceman Jesse,
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    • 222 views

  18. Help, I've fallen and I just gave up!

    By Juicy Jesse the Juiceman Jesse,
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    • 213 views

  19. Don’t talk to me until I’ve had coffee thrown in my face for being such an aggressive introvert.

    By MisterOriginality,
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    • 189 views

  20. I’m sorry, Mr. Doodle, but we’re going to have to let you go. The health department is really cracking down on hats being served as food.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 191 views

  21. Listen up motherfuckers! Okay now I’m being told I can’t open with that so instead just let me say

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 198 views

  22. Did you have to...did you have to...did you have to let it linger? Well what did I expect when you told me “Pull My Finger!”

    By El Chico Malo,
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    • 304 views

  23. ‪If you say “Bloody Mary” three times in the mirror your wife will come in the bathroom and ask why you’re drunk at 7 am‬

    By El Chico Malo,
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    • 270 views

  24. see you taking out the trash, trim the bushes and the grass, watch you on your evening run, house arrest is so much fun

    By TylersLittleTrouserSnake,   
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    • 265 views

  25. And that's why legally I have to wear pants.

    By Scam Elliot,
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    • 301 views
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