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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Abraham Lincoln for president 2016

    By yodellingwalrus,
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    • 511 views

  2. Jimmy Crack Corn and I don't talk much anymore

    By ArtMatt,
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    • 725 views

  3. Her brine-hole is closed to me. You must acquire sexier friends.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 430 views

  4. If I had a nickel for every nickel I didn't have, I'd have half of them.

    By TheCredibleHulk,
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  5. I went to the bathroom after Dave Coulier, and man did he (insert hand signs here) tear...it...up

    By WesleyNeville,
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  6. I could have started with "I should have", but alas, this sentence is, as of now, over.

    By RafaelRabello,
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  7. It's true what they say about Scott Aukerman, but it's also not true what they don't say about him. Unless, of course, they do say it.

    By RafaelRabello,
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  8. Gay dong man, I'm a straight Compton man, so please put away your hey long glans.

    By RafaelRabello,
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  9. Many sleep in the nude, but I sleep In The Mood by Glenn Miller

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  10. Fun fact: no fun fact has ever been fun.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  11. Not knowing is natures way of saying you're dumb.

    By JaJunk,
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  12. Doctor says I wipe my butt too much, but joke's on him, 'cause it's not my butt!

    By jaymanthegreat,
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    • 430 views

  13. Welcome to Comedy Bang! Bang! I'm your host Scott Aukerman. Thanks for the catchprase submission from

    By welcome to comedybangbang!,
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  14. Republican, Democrat, Libertarian, Vegetarian, Obstetrician... I can't stand any of 'em!

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  15. Hey don't let that elf steal your purse! Unless you've been trying to sell it and no seems intrested then maybe you should let the little guy have it.

    By JaJunk,
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  16. Mall Blart 3: Good Things Come In Blarts, Blart a-la carte edition

    By teedle,
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  17. Sweet Sister Citrus sits six slick ships into six slick ship's slits.

    By TheMisterPipes,
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  18. Alistair MacLean perused the manuscript his robo-whore had procured him from the ruins of ArdNaois; with his advance spent on robo-whores and sloe gi

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  19. 'Aye that's good manuscript', said MacLean, circling the contours of his robo-whores left nip with his right index finger. He set it down by the toast

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  20. The following sunrise brought much to MacLean: revelations, shame, blinding headaches. He coughed his brown vomitus into the porcelain vortex and slum

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 471 views

  21. Amidst the mists and fiercest frosts with barest wrists & stoutest boasts, he thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he gets the jokes.

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  22. que pasa perro caliente?

    By carlosfugazi,
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  23. Yes the legends are true, but do you know WHY the floor is made of lava?

    By ArtMatt,
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    • 636 views

  24. Lead my Rips: I did not have dislexual relations with that woman

    By JacobCrites,
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    • 586 views

  25. Did you ever hear about the time I was in Almost Famous? Welcome to WTF with Marc Maron.

    By JacobCrites,
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