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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. My power, my power windows, my pane

    By kraftyDevil,
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    • 235 views

  2. 'The Last Dance' is the most blatant case of false advertising since 'The Never-Ending Story'

    By Acrimony Macaroni, Esq.,
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    • 262 views

  3. Comedy Bang Bang: America's SponCon

    By Acrimony Macaroni, Esq.,
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    • 251 views

  4. The good news? She's some kinda wonderful. The bad news? She's Richard Kind of wonderful.

    By ostrichheaven,
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    • 294 views

  5. If you like big butts and you can not lie; and George Washington could never tell a lie - Well, you do the math.

    By Inudgebirdsinthepark,
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    • 217 views

  6. My neck, my back, my funds are low and I've bounced a check.

    By bono crocs,
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    • 353 views

  7. Lunch is for Wimps, but Dinner is the Breakfast of Champions.

    By Bert Puttocks,
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    • 245 views

  8. Why does Tommy like to swing? Because he loves being the Middle D, Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang!

    By Electric_ian,
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    • 279 views

  9. I'll give you a Nickel if you Tickle My Pickle but I'll give you a Hundo if you Cuddle My Grundle

    By SpoogeMcDuck,
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    • 604 views

  10. Are You A Butcher? Cuz I'm Tryna to Grind Some Meat Together

    By SpoogeMcDuck,
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    • 260 views

  11. Hot sauce candy floss—don’t mind if I don’t!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 216 views

  12. Don't burn your bridges

    By Carl with a k,
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    • 211 views

  13. "Tally-ho" said the man to the prostitute when asking how much he owed

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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    • 265 views

  14. If you are bad, then I'm your dad. If you're the bomb, then be my mom. But if you must queef, then we've got beef!

    By the constant pardner,
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    • 279 views

  15. Hot bouillabaisse should pot-stew for days, but cheddar corn chowder tastes better from powder.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 203 views

  16. Make like the owner of a magnetic flashlight and stick it where the sun don’t shine.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 196 views

  17. Olly olly oxen free Batalis lollie's toxin free

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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    • 283 views

  18. My heart raced as she moved towards me. She leaned in, bringing her lips to my ear. I felt her hot breath as she whispered, "tacos, please."

    By jaymanthegreat,
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    • 270 views

  19. Stop, Hammer-time! Screwdriver-space! Wrench-matter!

    By jaymanthegreat,
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    • 283 views

  20. When it Comes to The Case of Is You Is Or Is You Ain't My Baby: I Is Not Your Father

    By SpoogeMcDuck,
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    • 257 views

  21. I don’t shut up, I grow up, which is more than I can say for you, Mr. Button.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 218 views

  22. When You Trust A Fart You Put All Of Your Faith In An Asshole

    By SpoogeMcDuck,
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    • 287 views

  23. If time travel were possible I'd go forward in time to the first time I time traveled because knowing me I really cheesed it up and chose sometime really stupid.

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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    • 269 views

  24. A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with sprite and milk.

    By cianumis,
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    • 403 views

  25. A picture is worth a thousand words. And a thousand turds is worth a picture.

    By cianumis,
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    • 404 views
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