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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Baby, let’s get nakey tonight!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  2. It's not advertised, but if you slide a $20 across the exam table the doctor WILL kiss whatever boo-boos you have

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 149 views

  3. All rice is instant rice if you like it dry & crunchy

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 169 views

  4. In the land of milk and honey, the one-eyed man is king, and if you’re lucky, on Kings day, you will be chosen to pour milk and honey into the hole in his face where his eye used to be.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  5. Fireworks put fires to work. Support your local fire

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  6. Hey hey! Ho ho! Overactive bladders have to go!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  7. She said "settle in," I heard "acetylene." Maybe her house wouldn't have burned down if she spoke clearly.

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 190 views

  8. "Do as thou wilt" shall be the hole of my butt

    By StopEatingBees,
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  9. Stay golden Ponyboy. That fucker loved his golden showers.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  10. Yeah, they don't taste like jacks , either. Why don't YOU eat what YOU like?

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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    • 190 views

  11. If "ifs" and "buts" were candy and nuts, we'd all have crunchy conjunctions

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 198 views

  12. Listen, bud. Not all fake men eat quiche, capisce

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  13. Like a good neighbor, State Farm pretends not to smell all that pot you're smoking

    By StopEatingBees,
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  14. There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's theft

    By StopEatingBees,
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  15. Join us back here tomorrow for the Annual Brighton Beach Hot Dog Shitting Contest

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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    • 175 views

  16. If you're happy and you know it, give it time

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 190 views

  17. You heard it here first, folks. Mother Goose an actual goose. Wow, my kids are never gonna believe this

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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    • 178 views

  18. Hush little baby, don't say a word, I'm way too high for that sort of conversation

    By StopEatingBees,
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  19. Kiss begins with Kay, you see, but every piss begins with Pee

    By StopEatingBees,
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  20. So, tell me then, Neo, who did the dish run away with, huh?

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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    • 174 views

  21. Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, call the hospital, I'm clearly tripping balls

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 210 views

  22. I'm sorry, but it says here you've been Forever Purged

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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    • 197 views

  23. There were plenty of navy blue Smurfs in that village, but none ever made it on camera. Racism.

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 308 views

  24. It's time to get your education on in our Boston Tea Party Art Teepee

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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    • 197 views

  25. How many of those melons you think Gallagher had sex with before the show? It isn't none.

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 217 views
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