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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I like drawing horses on Trojan condoms.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 244 views

  2. It was a big day for AA when they scored that battery endorsement.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 228 views

  3. He became a milk man when he creamed his genes.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 234 views

  4. Better creamed spinach than creamed jeans.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 251 views

  5. Get out of my car, and into my cream.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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  6. Welcome to the United States Of Comedy, daddy.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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    • 277 views

  7. If you can’t stand the feet, get out of the foot fetish forum.

    By AtOfficialGwynethPaltrow,
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  8. Don’t piss on my leg and tell me it’s raining and don’t cum on my feet and tell me it’s snowing

    By The dumb cum chugger,
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    • 239 views

  9. The worst part of this pandemic is not being able to rip nasty in a crowded elevator.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 253 views

  10. The sharper the cheese, the better the cut.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 212 views

  11. That’s a Post and Lintel, Brick and Mortar shop selling Roasted Lentil (in a Mortar and Pestle) slop

    By LordBabyHat,
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    • 232 views

  12. My lonely heart pines on the seven seas, while cruising for peg legs, and double Ds

    By Hurgle Durgle,
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    • 215 views

  13. Nobody knows how dry my perimeum is, and I intend to keep it that way.

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis,
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    • 256 views

  14. Muffle Uffle Dingle Dong

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis,
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    • 292 views

  15. Eat my shorts and leave some for me!

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis,
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    • 265 views

  16. "May the thrilling life of a circus performer be yours!"

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis,
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    • 251 views

  17. If you touch me, I'm going to scream Part II

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis,
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    • 276 views

  18. Hemorrhoids are funny until the jokes on your butt.

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis,
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    • 279 views

  19. I love the smell of no pants in the morning.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  20. Yea though I walk through the valley of pants, I shall wear none, for they doth bind up my rod and my sack.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 230 views

  21. What do Winnie the Pooh, Donald Duck, and your mom right after I climbed out of her bedroom window last night have in common?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 468 views

  22. A bowl of boiled beef, now that’s a real treat. But please don’t make me beg for my prunes and boiled eggs.

    By Dr. Shart, Shark M.D.,
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  23. 1 in the hand is worth 2 in the bush, but 2 in my mouth is better than 1 in my tush

    By Electric_ian,
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    • 301 views

  24. Macadamia nuts?! I hardly know ya!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 203 views

  25. Cargo Space!? But car no fly!

    By Griffleberrypie,
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    • 386 views
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