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1. This catchphrase is sponsored by the American Family Association for Catchphrase Decency and by the Dick and Gloria Assbutt Foundation.

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2. It’s only a true catchphrase if it comes from the Catchphrase region of France—specifically, the place where the ladies wear no pants.

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3. I'm shonk lemons, wilco to my nastyclass

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4. What if God Was One of Us?

   By Andy Daly's Third Cousin, April 18, 2020
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5. Thoughts on Charlie Brown

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6. Me and My Tv

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7. A tisket, a tasket

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8. Pie in the sky

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9. Hum on my scrum ‘til my legs go numb

   By Tim Blake Half Nelson, April 18, 2020
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10. Clinched fist, beneath the board. There’s more than one way to whack a mole.

    By Dr. Shart, Shark M.D., April 18, 2020
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11. Then I saw two sets of footprints become one and that’s where I found the body.

    By Dr. Shart, Shark M.D., April 18, 2020
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12. “Cereal AGAIN?” said the dog.

    By Euripides’ Shorts, April 18, 2020
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13. The guy laughing at the beginning of “Wipeout” was just predicting the toilet paper crisis.

    By Euripides’ Shorts, April 17, 2020
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14. No, I did Not shake / At the time I would Not dance / Now I have piss pants

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15. I bring home the bacon and she’s making a lot of bread but neither of us has any money.

    By TootyBut2DButt, April 17, 2020
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16. Now these are some crispy banacas.

    By TootyBut2DButt, April 17, 2020
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17. Take my pants—please!

    By Colfax McLiverneck, April 17, 2020
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18. You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him wear pants.

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19. Oh where, oh where has my little what's up hot dog gone?

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20. One, two, Buckle my shoe; Three, four, go to the shoelace store

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21. Here is the church, and here is the steeple. Open my legs, and make me some people.

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22. Pop it in, sit and spin, grin on the chin. And that’s how you assemble a swivel chair.

    By Euripides’ Shorts, April 17, 2020
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23. These Pop Tarts are makin’ my parts hop! More like sex’s’mores!

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24. Colin Firth, not thecond or third.

    By Dr. Pee pee, April 16, 2020
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25. If you think a hot dog is a sandwich then a pizza is a tartine.

    By TootyBut2DButt, April 16, 2020
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