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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. What’s up, thermodynamically agitated canis lupus?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 274 views

  2. So long as nongs doth hey, or tent we sling, so long lives this, and gives deez nuts to thee.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 274 views

  3. I went to the woods because I wished to poop deliberately, and not, when I die, remember that I had shat my pants at the company picnic.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 248 views

  4. Welcome to Comedy Dry Hump! Oops, wrong podcast.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 209 views

  5. I picked up CBB on my CB while driving to the CDC after watching a DVD.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 213 views

  6. Legend of Bagger Vance? I Hardly Legend of Know 'er Vance!

    By AuntFlovid19,
    • 2 replies
    • 223 views

  7. CBB deez nuts!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 276 views

  8. Boiled eggs are the ultimate fast food. You don't even have to peal them.

    By LARDdischarge,
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    • 224 views

  9. Welcome to Off Book the Improvised Musical Podcast with Zach and Jess! That one's Zach Reino, that one's Jessica McKenna.

    By JayLikeTheBirdNotTheLetter,
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    • 197 views

  10. It's hard to forgive, but easy to stay inside the bathroom all day, sitting on the toilet and waiting to see what comes out.

    By LARDdischarge,
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    • 205 views

  11. Peek Freans or Freak Peens, one away or another daddy's gonna eat

    By AuntFlovid19,
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    • 251 views

  12. Shout-out to all the algae-covered writers who are into being dominated sexually! Like and subscribe, lichen sub scribes!

    By JayLikeTheBirdNotTheLetter,
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    • 195 views

  13. “Catch this, bang that,” meowed the baseball-throwing cat.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  14. Send a dang Mongol bum to go and bang a bongo drum, a little bit too hard like the taste of wilted rhubarb. I rustle my feathers in this brussel sprout weather. I guess it comes down to just muscle and leather.

    By LordBabyHat,
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    • 219 views

  15. You say "tomato", I say get away from me Mr. Tomato man

    By BigButtFeatherBottom,
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  16. Ain't no rule says a dog can't play basketball, however the rules clearly state that only students with a GPA above 2.0 may play for this middle school team and your dog does not qualify by those metrics, please remove him from the court.

    By JayLikeTheBirdNotTheLetter,
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    • 214 views

  17. Everybody goes on about how bad Jack the Ripper was, but no one ever talks about the parents, Mr. and Mrs. The Ripper

    By AuntFlovid19,
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    • 206 views

  18. Aukerman Scott I'm Bang Bang Comedy to Welcome

    By JayLikeTheBirdNotTheLetter,
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  19. This cream is topical which unfortunately means it's full of coronavirus.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 221 views

  20. If you love something, set it free, clearly explain your feelings and let it make a rational decision.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 205 views

  21. Please don't take photos of my pho toes.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 242 views

  22. Is ANYBODY horny!??

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 233 views

  23. Thou shalt not kill, unless you really need to, for like a war or something.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 205 views

  24. I looked upon the evening sky / and wondered idly how I'd die / and then my mommy asked me why / my dick was stuck inside a pie.

    By LARDdischarge,
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    • 206 views

  25. The quick fox jumped over the lazy brown dog. What a showoff

    By BigDortyBob,
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    • 187 views
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