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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Katie, do you want to come upstairs for a knee cap? I think you'd look good with a tiny hat on your leg.

    By ArchdukeJFranz,
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  2. New evidence supports theory that Jack The Ripper was just an innocent farter.

    By Shampoodler,
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  3. Cortana, where's Master Chief with my espresso filled warm milk cut cortado?

    By ZachRokosz,
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  4. He'll be coming round the hundo when he comes—and he'll be coming in six white unicorns when he does.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  5. I know he really loves you, but can he sing THIS good. Doodle Diddle Doodle Diddle Dip Da Doo. Face it baby, you've been sexing the wrong Batman.

    By The_Dude_Uh...Bites?,   
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  6. Where can Dad get glitter in Gary, IN?

    By ZachRokosz,
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  7. Hamilton? The hip-hopera about the $10 bill? I hear it's pretty good.

    By 3scompany4throomate,
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  8. Yesterday was the first day of the rest of your life and YOU BLEW IT

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  9. Let go of my toaster waffle! Actually, keep it. You touched it and now it's gross.

    By Stavro Mueller,   
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  10. Jeb Bush's bootyhole bares bicuspids.

    By ZachRokosz,
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  11. Dy-no-mite!!

    By kyleidoscope,
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  12. M. Night Shyamalan murdered my father. I am M. Night Shyamalan. How's that for a twist?

    By smitty,
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  13. Donald trumps daffy every day of the weekend, i.e donald trumps daffy two days per week, the remaining 5 days daffy trumps donald per the contract

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  14. There's nothing new under the sun, but OVER the sun? Man, you should see all the crazy new shit they got up there

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  15. Why doesn't P.O.D. have a Podcast?

    By DanWhite_95339,
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  16. If you're an Alien listening to this thousands of years in the future, fuck you!

    By DanWhite_95339,
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  17. If you wish to invite the accordion player to join the orgy, turn to page 32.

    By Shampoodler,
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  18. I can honestly say that for the first time in my life I am considering Cthulhu wallpaper.

    By EdmundLeStrange,
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  19. Two in the Jesse Pinkman, one in the Jesse Stinkman.

    By DanWhite_95339,
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  20. Those healing crystals really hurt on the way out.

    By Shampoodler,
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  21. somedays you schnarf the krang, otherdays the krang schnarfs you

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  22. A swear-bear cunt-down: for old times sake

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 393 views

  23. Grandpa, I already explained to you that Supreme Leader Snoke is not in Bridge of Spies.

    By saddlebags,
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  24. What's the deal with Baby Carrots, is it a Baby or is it a Carrot?

    By MrMoxie,
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    • 436 views

  25. After all this time, I finally realized the quantum waveform was just the ground eigenstate of the quantum harmonic oscillator. Boy, do I feel stupid!

    By MrMoxie,
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