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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Whoooo Lives in a cantelope under the Ocean!? SpongeRobert RoundShorts.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  2. Long story short the badger wasn't actually dead... Long story short you can't tune a lasagna... Long story short Cuban sand does not taste like fire

    By JordanMaywood,
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  3. Give a man a Phish album and you feed him for a day but his stomach will hurt cause you shouldn't eat albums...

    By JordanMaywood,
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  4. Fucking Hard or Hardly Fucking!?

    By JordanMaywood,
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  5. Were you ever in Arvagh of a fare day?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  6. Legend foretold of a mighty subterranean horde, led by a New-Man.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  7. What does not kill me makes me nonger

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  8. Come on, I mean, what even really is a "Messiah" when you...

    By greazey_bob,   
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  9. From where I'm sitting, you know what? Yeah, I think the White House is the logical next step. Somebody SNIFF me!

    By greazey_bob,
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  10. Like they always say..."You can take the girl out of the city...but you'll probably end up looking at a kidnapping charge."

    By ChazFremontIII,   
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  11. Never send to know for whom the bell tacos. It tacos for thee.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  12. Our house, is a very very very fine house. With 2 cats humping each other. And a dog shitting on the carpet inside. Yay.

    By Local Cabal,
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  13. There's considerable droolage on my formidable stoolage...

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  14. Herrrreee comes Johnny! Now, heerrrre comes Mitchell! Man, I love my life as an orgy announcer.

    By Helen Ghostface Keller,
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  15. It takes three-nose-one nose know one; knows no-one.

    By MrKlorox,
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  16. One man's meat is another man who can't spell poisson's fish.

    By Lamprey,
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  17. Crocodile tears won't get you no alligator purse. Oh Caiman?

    By Lamprey,
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  18. Morbid Movie Trivia: Three Dustin Hoffmans drowned in the making of The Graduate.

    By Lamprey,
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  19. I'll never forget the twinkle in my dad's eye when he went before my third grade class on Careers Day and said, "Kids, you all know me as Goatse Guy."

    By Lamprey,
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  20. Please contact me regarding your catchphrase competition. I tried submitting several but they seem to want some sort of login. We met at the open mic

    By Lamprey,
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  21. I see you staring at my day-glo orange moustache, but the joke's on you I'm afraid. This isn't hair. Some prankish beatnik replaced my crack-pipe with

    By Lamprey,
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  22. I'll bet you dollars to donuts you can't convert those apples to oranges without a calculator. Oh, and when you're done, can I borrow your calculator

    By Lamprey,
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  23. A light year is the distance light travels in one year, going at the speed of light. Was there anything else you wanted to know, Professor Hawking?

    By Lamprey,
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  24. It's not the great big, wide-open world it used to be out there, my boy. That's why your ma and me decided the best thing to do was spend your college

    By Lamprey,
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  25. In Bible Times, the Ten Commandments were called the Ten Totally Awesome Lifehacks; and God Himself was better known as the Highbrow Hebrew He-bro.

    By Lamprey,
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