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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. There's a Monster under my bed. And a couple Red Bulls.

    By ZachDunn,
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  2. I Don't Need Edgar Wright....

    By afacewithaview,
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  3. A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I... JK! Just kinding, you guys. I'm not going to recite the entire alphabet. That would be a waste of time.

    By RobertSchley,   
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  4. Could It Be I'm Farting In Gloves (with ya bay-bayyy)?

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  5. Hello, is this the Suicide Hotline?

    By NicholasArthurTallidis,
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  6. Six sick ticks text tex mex sex hex to no-necked oily-pecked Beck.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  7. Hello human. My name is Zantac of the Viagra Galaxy. This is my dog, Acetominophen. Our spaceship needs Midol crystals for fuel.

    By JoeyDubuc,
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  8. The Catchphrasers' Guild is on strike until the terms of our pensions are negotiated. Spingo spango!

    By GregJ.Hansen,
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  9. "When the Pawn Hits the Conflicts He Thinks like a King What He Knows Throws the Blows When He Goes to the Fight and He'll Win the Whole Thing 'fore H

    By So Upsettting,
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  10. I want to open a resort where you can drink tea, coffee, and ski at the same time and call it Tchaikovsky.

    By Bever Hopox,
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  11. I tried my best, but I guess my best wasn't good enough. But I can still be best of the worst so screw you dad!

    By KevinMurphy,
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  12. What's up, my norities?

    By agentstinky,   
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  13. Call Richard Gere. I've got a package of unwanted Rolos for him.

    By Mik9T9,
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  14. O sinner! Consider the fearful danger you are in: it is a great furnace of wrath, a wide and bottomless pit, full of the fire of wrath…

    By pokey_valentine,
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  15. There must be some misunderstanding

    By ITSBEEN423,
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  16. i hope this Facebook massage comes with a happy friending

    By scoops123,
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  17. Time to fuck!

    By benk,
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  18. On a scale from an apple to a pencil, how good are you at Christmas?

    By JamesCrackCorn,
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  19. Punch the babies and slap the old ladies, it's time for...

    By createtildeath,   
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  20. Either Harris Wittels is passed out on your couch again, or, that's right, you're listening to Comedy Bang Bang.

    By guygoald,   
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  21. Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach...

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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  22. The loom, the loom. Oh, the wretched loom, sitting, weaving, plotting.

    By ian cleghorn,
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  23. According to my calculations, "an apple a day" will stop being a sustainable practice by 2019.

    By AMPhibian,
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  24. Time flies when you're having fun, but when you're having a sandwich, it moves at the usual pace

    By StopAwwCmon,
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  25. I Scott Aukerman have a tiny butt but an enormous butt hole, it's normal to me

    By teedle,
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