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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. [fart sound]

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  2. If I dealt it, I meant it. If I smelled it, then you gotta tell me your smoothie recipe bro!

    By GrantArmstrong,
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  3. Yes, Jackson Browne. Shes got to be somebody's baby. This is a maternity ward and that lady in the bloody prom dress is running out the door.

    By AlexSalcido,
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  4. I'm not asking you to reinvent McBeal, but let's enhance that baby dance

    By bale_of_hail,
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  5. That anti-pope made me say 'uncle'

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  6. Okay buddy, it's your birthday, if you want all-you-can-eat open casket buffet then okay buddy, it's your funeral

    By bale_of_hail,
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  7. Mazel tov cock tale number five seven six: Gideon makes a nude acquaintance

    By greazey_bob,   
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  8. I'm Jay Leno and this is Comedians In My Cars Buying Denim

    By teedle,
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  9. Once bitten, twice removed

    By KickMuncher3,
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  10. I put hot water on my little butt because I like the feel of it

    By teedle,
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  11. I'd rather have a million dollars than watch Honey, I Shrunk the Kids one more time.

    By GrantArmstrong,
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  12. Also, "Rick Moranis" kind of sounds like "Dick More Anus". But there's nothing funny about that.

    By GrantArmstrong,
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  13. Monkey pee, monkey poo.

    By GrantArmstrong,
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  14. Nuttin cums frum knuttin

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  15. Athenian toilet, doobily-doo: what was inside of me is now inside of you.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  16. And now ladies and gentelmen, heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's me and my buddies

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  17. There is one 'Fast and Furious' movie that is much worse than all the rest... If you catch my Tokyo Drift...

    By JordanMaywood,
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  18. Back in my day a "tramp stamp" was when a hobo mailed a letter!

    By JordanMaywood,
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  19. When it comes to dildos one size fits moist.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  20. Don Ho once hit me right in the face. A real Hawaiian Punch

    By JordanMaywood,
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  21. Tame Tame East, Jimothy East, Banker, Smooth Rider.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  22. Beware the flood of catchphrasers who doth believe Scott records on The Lord's Day for they know not what they do.

    By Shampoodler,
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  23. I would be more impressed if you had hoes in the same area code, Ludacris. Now that's a juggling act I would like to see.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  24. It feels like Iā€™m caught between Dwayne Johnson and a hairpiece.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  25. Do you like your cake? All the candles burned it up, so I baked the ashes into this cake.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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