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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. If you can't stand the rain, get out of the trash bag, Missy Elliot.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  2. We sail the ocean blue, our saucy ship drizzled in shrimpy sauce to placate the palate of the food critic Kraken

    By bale_of_hail,
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  3. Hello, darkness, my old friend...

    By AlexSalcido,
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  4. Do you kiss your mother with that dick?

    By AlexSalcido,
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  5. Once bitten, twice shy, three times a lady. My life is a strange, arduous adventure.

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  6. Most car accidents occur in less than three feet of water.

    By GrantArmstrong,
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  7. shark pasture bananas dark melonated katanas bewitched bewildered donkey rubber trumpet blast viagras

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  8. take a year out and discover yourself

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  9. You're 2 punches away from getting a free sandwich. Me punching you. You punching the floor.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  10. Hey Cody, I think my levels are off. It sounds like someone screwed with the balance again. Okay, more... a bit more and... all good, thanks bud!

    By JamesClark,   
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  11. Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, there's a glitch in the Matrix we better find a phone quick

    By Pure Guava,
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  12. Wedensday night is fart night, it's the night I allow myself a single fart

    By Frenchfries,
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  13. Instead of making America great again, why can't we just make American Idol great again.

    By Frenchfries,
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  14. Watch out here she comes, she's an anteater.

    By Frenchfries,
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  15. I only smoke when I drink. So now I need an Oncologist AND a liver transplant.

    By GrantArmstrong,
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  16. Said the fly to the cow, What is sweeter than thou? Said the cow to the fly, I shall make thee a pie.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  17. I’ve had it up to HERE with this goshdarn quicksand!

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  18. You Scream, I Scream, We All Scream, The Plane Crashes

    By Señor Slapnuts,
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  19. Expectation is a bitch. Don't forget it. She's the one out front grinding on the flag pole. Initiative's what we call that.

    By greazey_bob,
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  20. I'm the kind of guy who puts the jelly on his sandwich before the peanut butter, so please stop your puns about the holes in my sock!

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  21. Many Bothans died to bring us these Crunchwrap Supremes.

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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  22. If I said you have a beautiful body, would you take off these handcuffs, Officer?

    By GrantArmstrong,
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  23. I miss the good old days when you could punch a baby and transform into a mantis

    By fredsolo,
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  24. When counselling others, try not to get the five stages of grief mixed up with the seven dwarves

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  25. The plural of pussy is pissu.

    By fredsolo,
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