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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Your Snazzy Schnauzer Lubed my tube so good that I Gleamed all over the Cube Dude!

    By Rusty PepperCorns,
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    • 380 views

  2. I know I made plans with Jesus tonight, but I'm gonna Christian Bale

    By cultofsuetodd,
    • 1 reply
    • 220 views

  3. Patty Patootie got quite fruity with her red-rumped agouti, and that's not a euphemism

    By Yabadabadook,
    • 1 reply
    • 429 views

  4. Love is for suckers

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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    • 333 views

  5. Her Majesty's yorkies are big fans of "Porky's," but the Crown Prince's birds like "Revenge of the Nerds"

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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    • 381 views

  6. You scratch my back and I scratch your back. Say what you like, but scabies brought us together.

    By Yabadabadook,
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    • 321 views

  7. Touching Butts and Joining Taints, Scissoring and finger Paints, Let call the whole thing....... FUN!!??!!

    By Rusty PepperCorns,
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    • 572 views

  8. When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you may be entitled to a big cash settlement!

    By Señor Slapnuts,
    • 1 reply
    • 429 views

  9. You can't make an omelette without breaking eggs and you won't get your money without breaking legs.

    By Yabadabadook,
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    • 360 views

  10. Taint this a Treat being Chin deep in your Roast beef Meat!

    By Rusty PepperCorns,
    • 1 reply
    • 447 views

  11. Roses are red, corn is yellow, yo mamma looks like Lou Costello

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 1 reply
    • 307 views

  12. This is harder than I expected.

    By thickrichard,
    • 1 reply
    • 290 views

  13. Are Jason Mantzoukas and Chris D'Elia the same person?

    By PlacateTheMuse,
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    • 1142 views

  14. Hieronymous Bosch / liked to nosh / on pitted wheat and barley / until one day / in a fantastical way / he muttered, 'I subscribe to the draconian principles and outdated values of the Code of Hammurabi.'

    By DanReed74,
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    • 427 views

  15. Tweet the tweet, I pray thee, trippingly with the thumbs.

    By jaymanthegreat,
    • 1 reply
    • 329 views

  16. Hi I’m Scott Aukerman

    By 3scompany4throomate,
    • 1 reply
    • 354 views

  17. Back seat, windows up, that's the way my grandpa rides in the car.

    By Stone Cold Jizz Austin,
    • 1 reply
    • 289 views

  18. "Ye will surely say unto me this ad-lib, '"Improv Man, catchphrase thyself."

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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    • 372 views

  19. I went to the woods because I wished to poop deliberately, and not, when I die, remember that I shat my pants at the company picnic.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 1 reply
    • 278 views

  20. Half a pill is laughable compared to a whiff of an affable daffodil.

    By MattyWox,
    • 1 reply
    • 291 views

  21. Please pee pee in my pussy papa

    By fej,
    • 1 reply
    • 267 views

  22. I poopoo on my peepee, and doodoo on my weewee. Oh my God I can't believe he said that, what a fucking idiot. This is unbelievable, how could he- Scott Aukerman- be so dumb as to say that. Wow. End.

    By CrapFace McGee,
    • 1 reply
    • 374 views

  23. Gimme a tickle and riddle me this: who's gonna burp me and sniffle my stick?

    By Jay Walker,
    • 1 reply
    • 270 views

  24. Like YOU've never excised a pound of flesh before!

    By Bitemybeet,
    • 1 reply
    • 494 views

  25. Craptown ladies pushin’ brown, all the doo doo day

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 1 reply
    • 507 views
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