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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Slide to the left. Slide to the right. Swing straight ahead and monkey bars behind

    By BradDer,
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  2. The camptown ladies sing this song, and hopefully they don’t sue me for copyright infringement

    By BradDer,
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  3. Where there’s smoke, there’s fire and if you’re lucky, a delicious brisket

    By BradDer,
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    • 291 views

  4. Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration and two percent milk

    By BradDer,
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    • 279 views

  5. Just because you're a diminutive white supremacist doesn't mean you can steal my skateboard, I'm calling the Dream Police!

    By Rev. Mike,   
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  6. Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates, because the white ones are the best. Mama was a terrible racist.

    By DanVoigt,
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  7. The moving music of the macabre Macarena makes mere mortals more melancholy.

    By Dead_Armadillos,   
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  8. Cut me some slack, Jack. I ain't no hootenannyin' jive turkey with a slap back snack shack.

    By Dead_Armadillos,   
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  9. You put your right arm in, you take your right arm out, repeat that a few times and shake it all about. Then, 'Voila!' you made a baby.

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  10. Mortune mavers the mold

    By LMNOPeehole,
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  11. Death be not proud, nor a strong swimmer, so welcome to my incredibly dangerous pool party.

    By PaulHogue,   
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  12. Is this your toaster, Aquaman? Is this really your toaster?

    By PaulHogue,   
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  13. Let me make this perfectly clear. As a window washer that is my job.

    By Pure Guava,
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  14. Fuck the police is what wives of policemen do every night, all across the country. Not sure what all the fuss is about.

    By Pure Guava,
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  15. ill conceived sickness on the contrary, twas a well planned bout, forsee my death by yo-yo i did not

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  16. Port man Tony's nail is hanging tough all along the waterfront and stuff

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  17. Twenty-Seven snowmen, all staring coldly at you. At last you had your army. Now all that was left was to obtain a magic hat.

    By MrMoxie,
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  18. The new 1986 Buick Riviera features an impressive 142 hp V6 engine, 4-wheel disc brakes,

    By GiantRobotSexMonster,
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  19. Who blows the leaf blowers?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  20. New haiku catchphrase, It is NOT that kind of show, Welcome to Bang Bang!

    By ryanohryanetc,
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  21. Butter my handbag and pass me the hot sauce cause we're buckling in for a slugfest. Shellfish optional in 12 gauge

    By Abraxes el Gawd Sun,
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  22. I'm Soft Kaukerman, but I'll stuff it in for half price.

    By Marmot,
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  23. Why do crash test dummies wear helmets? It feels like WE are the dummies

    By ProgeriaLane,   
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  24. Oompa loompa doompety da, comedy podcasts help the bourgeois. Oompa loompa doompeda dee, unplug your headphones, time to break free.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  25. Your eyes are like deep lucid pools, and your eyelids are like flesh-covers that flick across the pools in an enormous fleshland.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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