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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. engorge us, George: engorge us.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  2. Get the funk up! BATMAN Get the funk up! BATMAN Get the funk up! "Go, go, go with a smile!" BATDANCE Do it Keep bustin'

    By ShamusReid,
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  3. I named my testicles Hall and Oates because they can make your dreams come true.

    By googergieger,
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  4. People shouldn’t damage their woodwind instruments, saxual abuse should not be tolerated in any form.

    By macshordo,   
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  5. The hunger strike continues, one day at a time, until Schneider's tool belt is displayed in the Smithsonian

    By Pure Guava,
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  6. When hiring hipsters, be sure to factor in the cost of onbearding

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  7. Snap, crackle, pop n' lock.

    By googergieger,
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  8. Eton is cheatin'

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  9. Disco Fin's expectorating so much he's dead on his feet

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  10. Thiiis episode of Comedy Bang Bang is brought to you by you to brought is Bang Bang Comedy of episode Thiiiiis

    By DJRayray,
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  11. Life is just one long transition from diarrhea to consipation.

    By Frenchfries,
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  12. Sucky sucky, $5.00 US. I'll listen to your story about the dream you had last night for a cool $20.

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  13. My interest piqued, I sneaked and deked for an oblique sneak peek of some sleek peak teak - on fleek? You bet your ass

    By Smozi,
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  14. If it's Monday, hang in there, Garfield! If it's Thursday, I'm sorry to report that Garfield finally succumbed to diabetes.

    By Shampoodler,
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  15. Your friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they ain't not playing pocket pool against the wall at the prom.

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  16. The outcome of this episode will be decided by a corn toss.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  17. They say that absence makes the heart grow fonder; I say an abscess makes a corn shart farther.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  18. A long time ago, in a cornfield far, far away, a hoedown went way, way too far with the whole hoe thing.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  19. wordplay proving pundimensional?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  20. I hate being president of the Giraffe Council!

    By fredsolo,
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  21. Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the best mirror sales man in the world? It's Pepe Papa isn't it? You whore!

    By fredsolo,
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  22. Welcome to Brown Town!

    By fredsolo,
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  23. Mayday! Mayday! This is Tom Cruise's butthole requesting evac ASAP from the Marcab Confederacy. I'm taking heavy damage in a jungle of alien schlongs.

    By blobofsoul,
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  24. Girl, you must be from Sheboygan, cause Sheboygan me crazy

    By CoolSeanDotCom,
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  25. To make the change you want to see in the world, it's best to get started with a marker and a piece of cardboard.

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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