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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. My mantra is "Contra is the gall darn tootenist," I say this all day and it's the utmost soothinist

    By greazey_bob,   
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  2. I've said it before and I'll say it again. Horses are wizards.

    By fredsolo,
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  3. Come on and jam and welcome to the slam.

    By fredsolo,
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  4. It better be wet, young man. You know what I'm talking about. My papaya slices, of course.

    By fredsolo,
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  5. If you think Han Solo shot first then better prepare yourself because I'm going to spend the next 90 minutes explaining why you are wrong

    By fredsolo,
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  6. Any sign stating "George Washington slept here" also means "George Washington farted here"? Come on Face Like Thunder, it's not that kind of show.

    By Shampoodler,
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  7. Also smarter than the above average bear even.

    By greazey_bob,
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  8. Yo mamma so politically correct, she put Trigger warnings on her Roy Rogers tapes.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  9. Everyone is in such a rush these days, I mean maybe just turn off your robot legs for 2 seconds and stop and smell the robot roses.

    By Frenchfries,
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  10. Parapapapa! I'm loving It! But my favorite will always be The Shining

    By PedroCapusso,
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  11. Living la vida loca is no way to live your life at all. Accountability is the name of the game.

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  12. When Grandma died, we flushed her down the toilet. To clarify, "Grandma" was the name of our goldfish

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  13. 'Ay mon you wanna watch A.I. with I & I mon? It stars Haley Joel Osmon, mon!

    By Shampoodler,
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  14. what's good for the goose is goo for the gander

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  15. For me, Miles Davis’s album Kind of Blue was like a mass grave in the woods: I dug it.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  16. A woman's work is never done. If she ever suggests that it is, throw two cans of corn at her, and that's why she's got two black eyes! Get it!?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  17. Mammas, don't let your babies grow up to be cornboys.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  18. A woman's work is never done. If she ever suggests that it is, throw two cans of corn at her, and that's why she's got two black eyes! Get it!?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  19. A man who is his own lawyer has a fool for a client. A lawyer who is his own client has a man for a foo...you know what? Forget this catchphrase-craft

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  20. Devil-may-care, but God couldn't give less of a fuck

    By KickMuncher3,
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  21. So far all of the focus groups want less man ass, but I still feel confident that we've made a really special car insurance commercial.

    By Shampoodler,
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  22. Ctchphrs Sbmshn Teir1/4/sxtn/016

    By KraytDragonBorn,   
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  23. Sharing is caring. Unless you have HPV.

    By GrantArmstrong,
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  24. Everybody dance now. Everybody dance now. Give me the music. Give me the music. Everybody dance now. Yeah...

    By greazey_bob,   
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  25. Theres a rumor going around and I thought that you should know.

    By Frenchfries,
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