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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. A political-social system that is inherently racist and patriarchal? That's soooooo 10,000 BC-2016 AD

    By Pure Guava,
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  2. The year 10,000 BC through 2016 AD called, they want their inherently racist and patriarchal political-social system back

    By Pure Guava,
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  3. Of course my baloney has a first name. You mean to tell me you don't name your deli meats?

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  4. The man in the yellow hat was a Conehead sent to Earth to understand the curiosity of monkeys.

    By Frenchfries,
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  5. Skullduggerhiannas up to no good

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  6. The crazy clown was sent to the ballooney bin.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  7. If you can't take the heat then try another Sandra Bullock vehicle, perhaps Hope Floats?

    By Shampoodler,
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  8. ...so I curtailed my Walpole-ing activites, sallied forth, and infiltrated your place of purveyance to negotiate the vending of some cheesy corn fritt

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  9. It was said of Roger the Shrubber that he lingered long after Corn Coberman's funeral, puffing his hashish pipe, humming the chorus to Margaritaville

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  10. A bee and BB-8 ate eight Butterfinger BB's, baby!

    By Mister Malaka,
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  11. lament for the passing

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  12. I'm Not Going You With The Story Of The Blind Man Who Was Given a Piece of Matzah...

    By DubipR,
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  13. For the hitchhiking chemist, the three states of matter are Gases, Grasses or Asses.

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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  14. Quit dogsplaining to me what buttlicking means to cats, Rocky. You have NO idea.

    By JoeyDubuc,
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  15. well isn't that just the cutest primordial residue I ever have laid my eyes upon

    By greazey_bob,
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  16. Leave your cob under the pillow, my child, and the Corn Fairy will poke kernels into your turdles with his long, cold fingernails while you sleep.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  17. Snitches get stitches, bitches get riches, and witches get britches. There, my holiday shopping is done early this year!

    By HammondSuisse,
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  18. My left hands cleft spans parts bereft while righties tight from self-groping all night.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  19. Hey girl are you from Syracuse? Cause I've got some SYR-ious ACUSE-actions about your involvement in the murder of JonBenet Ramsey

    By CoolSeanDotCom,
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  20. In for a penne, in for a pasta.

    By Dogonit,   
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  21. Showalter's daffy on salt-water taffy. Wain (it's plain) is remarkably similar

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  22. I left my heart in San Francisco, and my wallet on the counter. Can you bring them to me at work? Thaaaanks Love You.

    By Frenchfries,
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  23. I would walk 500 miles and I would walk no more than that. Are you kidding me? I can't believe I even agreed to this.

    By ChrisBoscarino,
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  24. You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, 'cuz at the "Friends and Noses" store, anything goes.

    By jerseypin,
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  25. Rubber bum bum bunghole bobbers, because buggy bumpers are for bitches.

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis,
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