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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I stand before thee a simple man. I'll make you laugh if I can. However, we have a no refunds policy.

    By Bigsmak,
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  2. Twilight Zone

    By KraytDragonBorn,   
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  3. What up hamburger sandwich

    By EmilyErickson,
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  4. Priority seating is reserved for customers with disabilities, seniors and cool/chill robots.

    By Danny Boyko,   
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  5. Hi, I'm Reba McEntire, and welcome to Jackass.

    By Poop John Pee,
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  6. I see London, I see France, it's a great globe kid but get it outta my face I'm trying to drive the bus here.

    By SideofMcG,
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  7. You say "Selfie Stick" I say "Involuntary Suppository".

    By SideofMcG,
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  8. Softly she sighs by the bubbling stream, "I wonder what John Ratzenburger is up too."

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  9. Mandela's nutella fits Gerald's fella's stellar umbrella about as snug as Penn fits in Teller.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  10. Benicio Del Snore-o

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  11. You might want to keep your eye on the seniors during adult swim, it gets a little animated out there

    By Pure Guava,
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  12. Leave it to The Leaver

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  13. Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da, Obi-Wan Kenobi saw, a wascaly wabbit walking wight acwoss his wawn. Duh, sykes!

    By greazey_bob,
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  14. They called Gretsky the "Great One" because, well, he was the greatest to ever lace 'em up

    By Poop John Pee,
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  15. Luke, I am your father. You see, when a mommy and daddy fall in love he sticks his light saber into her Sarlacc pit and a baby is born

    By Pure Guava,
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  16. I ordered a Big Mac in Toronto and you know what they called it? A Big Mac. They speak English in Toronto, it was crazy, man.

    By Pure Guava,
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  17. The only thing I have in common with cats is that we both enjoy cleaning our buttholes in public.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  18. Bop it, pull it, eat it, squoosh it, stroke it, poke it, feel it, love it, by it a meal. In that order.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  19. Minivan wild, but van wilder.

    By Shampoodler,
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  20. Show me on this gold doll where King Midas touched you.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  21. I've heard of Cinco De Mayo but Sexo Me Dicko?

    By Shampoodler,
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  22. Behold! I bring you muddy mortals FIRE that you might know its power to create and destroy (and to light up a bowl of kush, dawg!)

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  23. It wasn't until many years later that the ugly duckling's foster mom finally accepted her transition into a beautiful swan.

    By Frenchfries,
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  24. In my life I have loved & been loved, found peace & created my own, but nothing my boy has brought me more joy than an ice cold can of Hawaiian Punch.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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    • 378 views

  25. Yo mama is so attractive and dignified, please tell her I said hello.

    By Shampoodler,
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