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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. If you got the noticon, I second that emoticon.

    By Lamprey,
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  2. I had a dream last night; I dreamt I shot a bear. I shot him in the asshole and didn't touch a hair.

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  3. There is a 50/50 chance that 50 cent will be drinking 50/50 while watching 50/50 in one of the 50 states.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  4. Another show, another tragic city, another pair of ruined pants, another shitty pity.

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  5. Don't take much to turn a duck-billed platypus into a fuck-filled platypus. Just a penis, some tranquilizers and a dream...

    By Pure Guava,
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  6. Diplo's ma was so proud when Diplo finally got his diploma

    By Pure Guava,
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  7. "Don't eat the brown acid" and other lies the blue acid corporation want you to believe next on an all new Geraldo

    By Pure Guava,
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  8. If you synch up Dark Side of the Moon with West Side Story you have way too much time on your hands & should really put the bong down once in a while

    By Pure Guava,
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  9. An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind, unless youre Spider Gandhi

    By JoshTorres,
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  10. Milk, milk, oui oui, around the corner soufflé is made.

    By Shampoodler,
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  11. First, do no harm. Second, that's silver. Third is my favorite base. See! I know numbers real good.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  12. Temptation. Lust. Passion. Sprinkles. These are my four dogs.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  13. Stand back, ye demons and serpents of sin! Im sorry there's only one stall, but I had burrito for lunch.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  14. There's only so many times you can throw a hobo from a moving train before you feel like settling down and starting a family.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  15. It was the best of times it was the worst of times for the man from Nantucket but mostly it was the best of times because he had a huge dick The End.

    By Shampoodler,
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  16. She was a sultry dame. He was a dark and brooding lothario. Now they run the bicycle shop on Cedar Street.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  17. If all your friends jumped off a bridge, then you probably weren't very supportive of them.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  18. Me and my baby are pulling out the candles and massage oil and packing them up so I can move out and be done with her.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  19. a little bit 'a' backstory never hurt nobody but wait'll they get a load 'a' my

    By greazey_bob,
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  20. A large group of Stingray's is called a "Fever" but a large group of white people is called a "Yogurt Commercial"

    By JoshTorres,   
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  21. Shift the paradigm by writing the ENTIRE book on the cover

    By JoshTorres,   
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  22. "I inseminate hogs" he inserted, hamfistedly

    By JoshTorres,
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  23. Saying you have a foreign object in your eye is xenophobic & closed-minded. Just take the sword through your cornea like a true cosmopolitan

    By Pure Guava,
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  24. i never finish any of my business intentionally so i'm going to be a very busy ghost

    By JoshTorres,
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  25. my body is filled with things that i wouldn't want on me

    By JoshTorres,
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