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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Behold, my father in his glory gives with both cheeks clenched.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  2. One John Mayer concert and your dad goes vegan

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 173 views

  3. Oh my little butt feels so good right now!

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 165 views

  4. Ska can’t help you here

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  5. The cyclical pickle frisked a mean nickel fiscally, while I lay listless.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  6. Feels so good to poop and pee; just don’t poop and pee on me.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  7. Kinda embarrassing that I have two pocket vaginas attached to my wrists at all times that I sometimes have to use as hands.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  8. If Ivy League alums shit on a paper plate and wrote an algorithm about it, I’d send them a buh-billion bitcoins.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  9. I like my babysitters like I like my eggs.

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  10. It's a misconception that the tryptophan in turkeys makes you sleepy. It's actually Ambien residue, your turkey had a habit.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  11. I'll do the one thing Meatloaf won't do for love. Eat butt? Eat two butts? Doesn't matter, I'm in.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  12. And that's the cost of doin' monkey business.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  13. Can monkeys be vampires? Follow-up question, what's the sign language for "I invite you into my home"?

    By StopEatingBees,
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  14. Just got back to the future from saving JFK. Nothing had changed except my penis was 2 inches smaller.

    By Space jamming,
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  15. If you spit in the fire sprinkler pipes at JC Penney and light a match, you technically own everything in the store

    By StopEatingBees,
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  16. Free healthcare if you can beat your doctor in an arm wrestling match

    By StopEatingBees,
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  17. Pick a weapon

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  18. Sperm. That's the new catchphrase. Sperrrrmmm.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  19. How about a cold one, hot stuff?

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  20. Girl, are you a watermelon? Because I wanna have sex with you, then eat your body

    By StopEatingBees,
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  21. You can change your clothes, you can change your friends, but according to state law, I guess you’re not supposed to change your friends clothes when they didn’t ask you to…

    By Shittybutthole,
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  22. Today I found out that not all dogs go to heaven. I know hotdog vendor on El Camino Rd. told me all of his hotdogs are made from those who travel to hell.

    By Shittybutthole,
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  23. Wipe that shit eating grin off your face because if you’re eating shit and grinning today’s probably not your day.

    By Shittybutthole,
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  24. I tried to make my own cheese but I don’t know which part of my body to squeeze.

    By Shittybutthole,
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  25. I saw the new Fast and Furious movie and it made me shift in my pants.

    By Shittybutthole,
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