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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Just follow your heart. Or kill both your parents and start a new life. What do I care?. I don't even know you. Can you sit somewhere else please?

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  2. What a coincidence, my name is Leesa and my nickname in high school was "mattress"

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  3. Thou art the Spiciest of Knights in the Kingdom, Sir Racha!

    By JoeyDubuc,
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  4. Tonight on "The Procrastinating Self-Diagnosing Pharmaceutical Manufacturer, MD", the doctor finally gets a taste of his own medicine.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  5. May the streets run red with the blood of your enemies!

    By BobDangerVicker,
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  6. Welcome to the Ren-Faire, milords and ladies. Or might it be the Stimpy-Faire thou seekest?

    By Lamprey,
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  7. Put down your bongs and whip out your shlongs, now climb aboard the fucktruck to tittytown. This is the Oprah book club like you've never seen it b4!

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  8. Looking back,I wish I'd taken a selfie with him in the background. Also,he killed every1 i ever loved.Whatever.Next time,Godzilla selfie betch! lol ;)

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  9. Ray Romano has his Bae Romano, but who will love me?

    By teedle,
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  10. Hedgehogs love chili dogs, this is a fact of life

    By teedle,
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  11. I'll Wawa your Kwik if you Circle my K

    By teedle,
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  12. It was the Best of Times, it was the 11th-worst Robin Williams movie

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  13. Everyone loves Raymond except The Haters of The Raymond, proud and noble Raymond haters since 1468

    By Pure Guava,
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  14. For crimes against cosiety I sentence you to 6 hard years dressed as Cyril O Reilly from Oz.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  15. Have to do this? It's a privilege to do this, thank you ver much.

    By KristophShapercutter,
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  16. Have to do this? It's a privilege to do this, thank you very much!

    By KristophShapercutter,
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  17. Before I die, I'm gonna fuck me a fish called Wanda

    By Pure Guava,
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  18. Can't we all just get a long dong?

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  19. George Washington's skeleton cries a tear of joy every time a brave young American finishes a shower beer

    By Pure Guava,
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  20. worst case scenario, we all OD on donut holes

    By greazey_bob,
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  21. God made Adam and Eve, not Horace and Pete

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  22. Pro tip from Cornpone the Avenger: "Hey kids! Never count your cobs before they're shucked. See you next time byeeeeee!."

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  23. In an audacious display of nefariousness, the Cornburglar has struck again—and the Jolly Green Giant is totally butt-hurt about it, if you know what

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  24. Paul's poorly prepared pork promptly propelled poop to the potty.

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis,
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  25. God didn't make me. I made myself... out of Play Doh!

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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