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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Fun film fact: The horse from "The Black Stallion" later made a cameo appearance in "The Road Warrior" as a can of dog food

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  2. If there’s one thing I won’t stand for, it’s that knee-jerk reflex test with the little hammer.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  3. Pete and RePete were on a boat. Pete “fell off.” Who got hit money from the NSA and destroyed Pete’s flash drive of internal memos about wiretapping?

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  4. Don't forget, Mother's day is just around the...oh fuck.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  5. Eating is cheating. The first rule of no oral sex club.

    By SideofMcG,
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  6. Glory holes, well I pass 'em by/ Glory holes, I got poked in the eye/ Glory holes, Lordy knows, they aren't for looking through, turns out.

    By bale_of_hail,
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  7. Stephen Hawking is pretty racist... "African American Hole" if you don't mind OK Steve!?

    By JordanMaywood,
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  8. Does Galactus like the crust cut off his planets?

    By JordanMaywood,
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  9. Hybrids are good for orchids and cars but terrifying for Man-Sharks.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  10. Did you hear about the axe murder who terrorized the North Pole!? Hey loved to Chill-Axe

    By JordanMaywood,
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  11. You probably have cancerous legs from the asbestos pants since your lying is always setting your pants on fire!

    By JordanMaywood,
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  12. bake up - time to high, Cardinal Daly

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  13. The first fight of rule club is always about the formatting of the previous meetings' minutes.

    By SideofMcG,
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  14. If you're a fan of any movie from the 80's or the 90's I have some good news. This autumn there's a spinoff TV show of them all coming out

    By SideofMcG,
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  15. It really annoys me when people mispronounce grains. Quinoa what I mean?

    By SideofMcG,
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  16. Everyone gives the 1978 Star Wars Holiday Special a hard time but Aliens: A Hanukkah Miracle gets off far too lightly in my opinion.

    By SideofMcG,
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  17. Put the thingamajigger down and hand me the whatchamacallit.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  18. It Ain't Easy Being Green: The Incredible Hulk Story

    By SideofMcG,
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  19. Kevin Bacon in the streets, Streaky Bacon in the sheets.

    By SideofMcG,
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  20. My doctor said I have the lungs of a 25 year old. Then he called the cops and they found the heart, liver and head.

    By SideofMcG,
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  21. Take two bottles into the shower? You're probably an alcoholic.

    By SideofMcG,
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  22. Wake me up for the singularity suckahs!

    By SideofMcG,
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  23. Promoting Paul's Paedo Pump Paradise Probably Paid Poorly, Proposed Peter. Perhaps Playing Possum Pulled Platitudes Partially.

    By SideofMcG,
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  24. If the Cat in the Hat comes back we're neutering him.

    By SideofMcG,
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  25. As campaign slogans go it's not the best but god damn it if "Fuck Me Freely Frederick Forsyth" isn't a great name for a second album.

    By SideofMcG,
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