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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I'm finally bingeing all eight seasons of "Monk" - when the hell does this guy join the monastery?!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  2. Hey ding dong

    By Big Bad Grandma,
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  3. Actually, the Devil wears JNCOs.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  4. And thus I propose that William Tell should be the national anthem of Switzerland.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  5. I’m happy for guys who are named Anton at a time when Jack Antonoff exists.

    By Palindromic Jestopher,
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  6. Like Smash Mouth said, I’m a Believer. You’re conventional, I’ll call you Geneva.

    By Palindromic Jestopher,
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  7. If the guy who made Hey Ma is Cam’ron, I don’t wanna be Cam’right.

    By Palindromic Jestopher,
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  8. Whatever you do, please don’t attack me while I’m pooping

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  9. Broccoli is fine but it needs to be small

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  10. As my grandpa said on his deathbed, "Get me off of this deathbed!"

    By StopEatingBees,
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  11. Who has two thumbs and loves blowjobs?! …not so fast, Drummer from Def Leppard!

    By BrotherRabbit,
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  12. I asked Granny “Where’s the Beef?” She lifted her leg and let out a queef!

    By Jizzy.Smile,
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  13. I’ve turned a new leaf since since I smelled your grandma’s queef.

    By Jizzy.Smile,
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  14. I'll see your butterball turkey, and I'll raise you a margarine-testicle chicken!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  15. Erwin Schrodinger put his dick in a box & it became both hard and soft

    By StopEatingBees,
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  16. I fucked Benjamin Button when he was old.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  17. Scotty pick meeeee!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  18. "This isn't rocket science!" I know. What other than rocket science is also rocket science?

    By Facelist,
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  19. At the end of the day, every great singer-songwriter is also a regular eater-crapblower.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  20. I’m Terri Gross and you’re listening to NPR

    By Naked Lazer Lemonade,
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  21. This is an A and B conversation so gtfo

    By Naked Lazer Lemonade,
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  22. Fashionably late, unfortunately present

    By Naked Lazer Lemonade,
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  23. I'm so woke I donated my alarm clock's snooze button to, like, the rainforest or whatever.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  24. Where have ya gone, Joe Buttafuoco

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  25. In the newest Nightmare on Elm Street reboot, Freddy Krueger gets canceled for calling his murder victims "bitches."

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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