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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. My friend is going through a bad time. He's totally divorced from reality. Why he married someone with such a weird name I'll never know.

    By SideofMcG,
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  2. I've heard of hearing of things but I've never heard of the herding of things. Which is why I lost my job as a shepherd.

    By SideofMcG,
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  3. Old Man Jenkins gives me the creeps. But his daughter gives me the crepes. She's a waitress at that haunted French bistro - Chez Spookee.

    By SideofMcG,
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  4. The ladies call me Santa Claus cause I only come once a year and I'm completely fictional.

    By SideofMcG,
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  5. I'm a loather not a fighter.

    By SideofMcG,
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  6. Ahhhh there's nothing like a good simile. But if there's nothing like it I suppose it's not that good a simile to begin with. This is confusing.

    By SideofMcG,
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  7. Hopskotch, cherry pops, bass drops and counter tops? This stock take is not going well, we're a diner - why do we have all this shit out back?

    By SideofMcG,
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  8. Shove it up yer hoop ya bleedin' bollix!

    By SideofMcG,
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  9. Do the Shake 'n Vac and put the freshness back.... into your sex life! Introducing the new Shake 'N Vac Lube!

    By SideofMcG,
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  10. Don't cry for me Argentina. Peru, Chile, Bolivia? You can sob all you want, see if I fucking care.

    By SideofMcG,
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  11. Listen my children, and you shall hear, and if you sniff, you'll probably smell! Aren't senses cool!

    By Frenchfries,
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  12. I like big butts and I cannot lie so I would like to confess to the murder of big butt Barbara committed on July 14, 1984.

    By TongueBeetle Spiderhorse,
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  13. I poop in toilet, I wash in sink, I poop in toilet, I wash in sink, I poop in toilet, I wash in sink, I (pause) poop.

    By Frenchfries,
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  14. There's a special place in hell. It's really nice actually. Think Maui sunrise. Or don't you unimaginative prick.

    By Frenchfries,
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  15. weewee cumtroll the whorizontal and the farticle

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  16. The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he wasn't Banksy.

    By Shampoodler,
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  17. Jesus H Christ and the H stands for Howie

    By WhalePrintPants,
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  18. Jesus loves you and so does his partner Raul and they'd like to know your grindr username

    By WhalePrintPants,
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  19. I have a strong grasp of the English language whenever I hold a dictionary.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  20. No no no NOT a Trump pump, I said I need 'a sump pump'

    By WhalePrintPants,
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  21. There's a typo in the episode description of episode #426. It says "as well tell us" and it should be "as well as tell us" sorry for any confusion.

    By blackacre,
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  22. If you sit on your shitter, fine. But if you shit on your sitter, then "LUCY, YOU'VE GOT SOME 'SPLAININ TO DO!"

    By sherbert_knows,
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  23. Sometimes you just gotta take the bull by the hornet's nest and give it a good shake and large fries

    By greazey_bob,
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  24. I like the cut of your jib pilgrim, but if I catch you eyeing down my goat-wife one more time Im gonna have to open up a can of whoop butt.

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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  25. In the UK they call Football, American Football - pancakes, American pancakes - and the movie American Psycho they call American American Psycho. Odd.

    By SideofMcG,
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