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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I phone, you phone, we all phone for the ambulance but it's not going to get here in time, the vice president is going to bleed out right here in KFC.

    By SideofMcG,
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  2. The sons of Anne are key demographics to the Sons of Anarchy demographic.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  3. Brexit? Why that's just the British version of CraigsList.

    By SideofMcG,
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  4. Rumble In The Grundle

    By Horker Anon.,
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  5. "I'm on top of the World Ma!" - One of the Braggy Globetrotters

    By SideofMcG,
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  6. Well, it was a Star Wars cosplay competition so I covered myself in jizz. Have you even seen A New Hope, Your Honor?

    By Shampoodler,
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  7. Boom Shaka Laka, Scott is a Malaka. Please stop shaking your cock-a, Like a little pink maraca.

    By Dino Is My Dad,
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  8. Back in Vietnomnom, I ate some Viet Cong

    By Horker Anon.,   
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  9. Better floss your butt, unless you want butt tartar.

    By Horker Anon.,
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  10. catchphrases are like grocery bags - always got stuff in 'em

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  11. The autopsy revealed a bag of dicks in the stomach. Do you know anyone who would tell your husband to eat a bag of dicks, Mrs. Trump?

    By Shampoodler,
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  12. A rainbow is just a weird long cloud to the color blind

    By Pure Guava,
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  13. The bible never mentions whether or not Jesus farted during the crucifixion, but in my opinion he wouldn't have bothered holding it in

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  14. For better-fitting Cards Against Humatressy, I'll SeeSo you never at the mini-fridge.

    By Sparky Funbuck,
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  15. I like pasta, I like cheese - I like chicken, I like peas

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  16. I'm in this for the money, for the love of the money, and for the love of the subtropical rain forest in my pants

    By greazey_bob,   
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  17. My tea's gone cold and I owe Dido an apology.

    By PfukkinR,
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  18. Fantastic.

    By BonjaminJehnson,
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  19. How much would you rather would a nunchuck chuck if you would rather he didn't?

    By SideofMcG,
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  20. if we can sparkle he may land tonight: FACT

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  21. Consider the infinity boner; waltzing recklessly through the dreams of your whore mother.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  22. Donald Duck will pay for his alliteration, this I swear to you

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  23. I tried joining the Justice League, but they wouldn't take any new members. They should change their name to the "Just Us" League, am I right?

    By Mister Malaka,   
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  24. Proverbs 13:24; Spare the ribs, spoil the chives.

    By arti,
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  25. If you love something you are a weak baby and your enemies will exploit that vulnerability. Do not be soft puppy child. Be rock. Be Island

    By SideofMcG,
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