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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Pardon me for prying, but I just really need to get this window open

    By WhalePrintPants,
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  2. Aaannnd- We're pledge driving tonight! Cash them checks. Daddy needs a shark tank- Baby gotta eat!

    By greazey_bob,
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  3. My brand new single dropped today, on the floor, because I have a hole in my pocket.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  4. Once bitten, twice cry, oh sing to me daddy, oh sing to me daddy daddy!

    By GrantArmstrong,
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  5. I fucked the pregnancy stork - now what happens?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  6. Eating times are always times.

    By Goon Diapers,
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  7. My boat is a whale car.

    By Goon Diapers,
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  8. Check out these sick moves! There's no known cure. The doctor says I have six months to live.

    By SydMulholland,
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  9. This podcast is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

    By Sparky Funbuck,
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  10. suck my kiss, little miss!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  11. we cum: bearing .gifs

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  12. Who watches the Watchmen who watch Dr. Who on a watch made by The Who instead of seeing the Watch starring Jonah Hill?

    By fredsolo,
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  13. I don't care if theres forgery in your story, but it's mandatory to pander, Rory!

    By PaulDoran,
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  14. There's a big difference between anti-comedy and Auntie comedy. Dorothy Dorothy!

    By greazey_bob,   
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  15. I've heard of a cold opening, but a tepid termination? Only every Tuesday

    By greazey_bob,
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  16. Hoar frost? It's not that kind of snow.

    By Pure Guava,
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  17. I just sharted, but by the grace of god it didn't touch cloth

    By TylerTorch,
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  18. If you find a Leprosychaun you get to keep his pot of toes.

    By Pure Guava,
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  19. Second cousins once removed, leave the world without any second cousins.

    By Dino Is My Dad,
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  20. Bargain bin condoms are the real parent trap.

    By Shampoodler,
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  21. How many teeth you 'spose I got in my head? I might could tell you, if'n I ain't had broked my mirror.

    By Sparky Funbuck,
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  22. You'll know me by my gnarled shaft and my eclair preferences. And my laundry piles. And my lie detectors

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  23. Brad and Larry were brutally murdered by Oliver while Emma stayed completely out of it. Now that's what I call killing two Birds with one Stone.

    By Edward James Almost,
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  24. Remember when we saw all those cats sleeping in the barn? They were actually dead

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  25. Space cowboys chase space cows on space horses. But in space no one can hear you cream.

    By Bigsmak,
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