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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Time's up class.Please put down ur pencils, take off ur blindfolds and remove the ball gags from ur mouths. Surprise! I'm not really a yoga instructor

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  2. An unwilling hero. An innocent victim. An intrepid reporter. A woman scorned. A struggling single father. A boy coming of age. A dog that almost dies

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  3. And there, majestically perched atop the old cathedral, tattered cape twisting in the wind, was Fartboob McPooface, inappropriately touching himself

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  4. Overcome with irony while transporting logs down the Hershey highway, the driver lost control of both his truck and bowels. There were no survivors.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  5. Your arms called but didn't leave a message

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  6. Slips and falls may break my balls, but turds can never hurt me

    By jetouellet,
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  7. gattaca get at her or face a fiendish palaver

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  8. Honduras' endurance tested by medusa's living heir

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  9. archie and moose approve of your life choices. if only they were your parents

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  10. Misery loves company, and the company loves humpin' me. As long as the accompanying humping, is encompassed within lovely Missouri.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  11. My Canadian baby's got back bacon, you know what I'm talking aboot.

    By Shampoodler,
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  12. It was a 4 hour slo-motion video of an elderly Marlon Brando's ass cheeks slapping together,and it was the best 6th birthday a boy could ever wish for

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  13. further more Paramore, your lower jaw is no longer raw, cooked it is did

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  14. "We the fans want to know what Jason Heynong-Mantzoukas is up to"

    By TommySnyder,
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  15. If dreaming of being lost in a Classic Nebraskan Corn Maze (or CNCM) for all eternity is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  16. You can lead a corn dog to mustard, but you can't make him bark. Because it's a wiener encased in corn-meal dough and deep fried, not a dog.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  17. If the Mexican food of the future doesn't include corn, I want no part of it. Except for those little futuristic brown sugar candies at the register.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  18. I thought that Van Halen was singing the word "animal" instead of "Panama", and it's stuck ever since. Sorry, Eddie!

    By Chuck Jones Beavertail Oscar,
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  19. Typhoid Mary had a little lambskin bag in which she shat. What a talent Mary was, truly left it all out on the stage

    By greazey_bob,
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  20. If I was a sculptor, but then again no I have a 3D printer

    By Max Power,
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  21. ruling the world isn't as easy as Fred Willard made it out to be

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  22. In the intervening years one of the cast of Fuller House has been working in radio & leather processing. Probably DJ Tanner.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  23. The Comedy Central Roast of Miss Piggy would be delicious.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  24. If a shot glass of a Martini is not called a Teeny-Tini it should be.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  25. Yo' Mama so dumb she uses a letter opener for emails!

    By JordanMaywood,
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