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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I tired to go Scooby Diving and I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for you lousy kids!

    By JordanMaywood,
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  2. My shorter version of "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" is "Why squirt jizz on five boxed keg clamps?"

    By JordanMaywood,
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  3. Opinions of the guests on Comedy Bang Bang do not reflect those of the Earwolf Network but do reflect laser pens if you shine them at the right angle.

    By SideofMcG,
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  4. We're all a bunch of spools unraveling. Keep your coil

    By JoeyBrister,
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  5. commiserations to the boy in the hat, really really sad someone forced that small boy into a tiny hat, real tragedy, he's nothing but mush

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  6. 7 years since the virus swept through the population killing everyone but me and I still can't pee without being given say-so. Not one drop.

    By Frenchfries,
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  7. There's no "I" in Comedy Bang Bang, but there sure is "me"

    By Max Power,
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  8. Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment. Now this one. Now this one. Now this one. Keep Up!

    By LesterPipps,
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  9. Babylon shitstem isn't so bad, really.

    By Rev. Mike,   
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  10. You're very welcome to the show, make yourself at home, take your shoes off, put up your feet, fondle my pets, covet my wife and get the fuck out.

    By SideofMcG,
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  11. I've heard of singing in the shower but showering with Singh? Now that's getting saucy.

    By SideofMcG,
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  12. If I were a carpenter, And you were a lady, I'd put up your shelves but wouldn't entertain your racist opinions.

    By SideofMcG,
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  13. How many nymphomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The real question is how these tiny perverts got in the lightbulb in the first place.

    By SideofMcG,
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  14. Drilling for oil, digging for fire, dancing for architecture. Today's show is about none of these things.

    By SideofMcG,
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  15. Parliament of bores

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  16. Low Ceiling Fans

    By olbigbear,
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  17. And so the wee little piggy chimed in, "no matter what you do, I'll always have the upper hand over you!"

    By Chuck Jones Beavertail Oscar,
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  18. bore away Nor'ard for the nong

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  19. belligerence killed the Horatio star

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  20. The wise man has long ears and a short tongue, so women never seem satisfied with him. Poor wise man, poor poor wise man.

    By LesterPipps,
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  21. Success is the ability to go from failure to failure without losing your enthusiasm. Today's guest knows all about the middle part

    By LesterPipps,
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  22. The wisdom of the wise, and the experience of ages, may be preserved by quotations. Maybe. Someone should have written that down

    By LesterPipps,
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  23. Alfalfa is a little rascal. Gary LeVox is a Rascal Flatt. Darla is a flat little rascal.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  24. There's a taste in my mouth I just can't shake. Could it be this mouthwash I'm currently drinking? Or is it, perhaps, the taste of defeat?

    By Chuck Jones Beavertail Oscar,
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  25. Had I a wife?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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