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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Every lotto winner finds out the hard way:Swimming in a pool full of Jell-O is a fly magnet.Stick to rolling around in a bed made of 100 dollar bills

    By Pure Guava,
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  2. The Olympics are just like places in 1840's California with quartz vein matter accumulation: You gotta go for the gold.

    By Pure Guava,
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  3. Papa don't take no mess, but he does take LSD on a regular basis. Last Thanksgiving wasn't good.

    By Shampoodler,
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  4. Good Morning Mr. Hunt. Your mission should you choose to accept it, involves the extraction of a prominent gerbil from an unseemly location.

    By Frenchfries,
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  5. I'm the proud mother of two beautiful daughters, and one who's maybe about a six

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  6. Dwight White might write quite trite shite tonight

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  7. But how can I have a personality disorder when I don't even have a personality?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  8. Uncle, Father, Chicken Mother, Cousin, Sister, Almond Brothers

    By sodapopcat,
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  9. Two and a Half Men plus Cop and a Half equals my unsold pilot script

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  10. I'm not much of a "fly by the seat of my pants" kind of guy, but I am sitting in a pile of dead flies.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  11. Today at school I learned the small intestine is over 20 feet long. It was the most gruesome gym class injury I've ever seen.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  12. Marlon suddenly snarled, startling Temperance, Charlie's turtle.

    By Schnickpot,
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  13. Hurley shirts man did you see the size of them squirrelly squirts? Mmm, nature

    By greazey_bob,
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  14. Love maker, harp breaker- it's this thing I do, breakin harps like all day long

    By greazey_bob,
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  15. Social butterfly, reclusive moth: these & other names that will really confuse your step dad, today on episode of podcast

    By greazey_bob,
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  16. Cooze on first?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  17. This walk on the beach is like my favorite actor on Cheers: shelly, long

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  18. Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups. But who's the father? We'll find out today on Maury!

    By Frenchfries,
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  19. Here's something to think about: clarinet lessons

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  20. She won't mince words, but she will mince meat. Meet Mincy, the world's cutest mute meat mincer.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  21. Two buses filled with zombies collided head-on with eachother today. Everyone walked away unharmed. There were no survivors.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  22. Shout out to Atlas, the original over-the-shoulder boulder holder.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  23. ate two buddy? ate two?

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  24. gotta shave the lobes to stay on top

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  25. Glass bottom goats. Much less popular.Glass bottom goats. Much less popular

    By JordanMaywood,
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