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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Michael Phelps is the most decorated Olympian. I want to see his interior decorations, if you know what I mean.

    By Mister Malaka,   
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  2. As death washed over Trevor, his last thoughts were of Mirabelle and the romantic night they'd shared on Mauna Loa. Good dog, Mirabelle. Good dog.

    By dirtyvicar,
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  3. Don't write erotic fiction, despite exotic diction, & mild despotic symptoms. It just isn't worth it long term

    By greazey_bob,
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  4. The mayor's throbbing erection was not the only red flag signalling to Pete that he should get his prized pig to safety, but it was the most pressing.

    By dirtyvicar,
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  5. Grinterior design by some pals o' mine, a bottle o wine and the best of time.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  6. 8008135

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  7. All in all, Alan Alda was awfully tall. Lo & behold, Lauren Bacall had farts of gold

    By greazey_bob,
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  8. If you're going to a Skid Row show with a new lady bro, get ready for the Sebastian Bach cock rock cock block.

    By DijonMustache,
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  9. I realize that standing over the bloodied corpse of Lin-Manuel Miranda is an inopportune time to ask, but are you going to finish those tater tots?

    By dirtyvicar,
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  10. David versus Goliath: The ultimate David versus Goliath story

    By Pure Guava,
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  11. Here I am, drunk as a skunk, and getting yelled at by animal control for feeding booze to skunks.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  12. Sorry I keep forgetting the stage directions for this Grizzly Man stage show. It's my cross to bear.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  13. Gather 'round kids, I want to tell you about the time I watched "How I Met Your Mother"

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  14. Well don't you know, that's the sound of the men welcome to comedy chain gang

    By mnakal,
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  15. the olympics are on

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  16. Alfred Hitchcock is my favorite director because his name is a combination of Hitch and Hancock. Double Will Smith, baby!

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  17. All weather is sweater weather if you like to exist in a constant state of discomfort.

    By rob_m,
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  18. Just a friendly reminder to everyone. Please send all of your Would You Rather scenarios to my Twitter, @ScottAukerman.

    By Mister Malaka,   
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  19. Kemosabe? I hardly even know-e!

    By JaredGranda,
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  20. the well runs fine on 87 ethanol, the supercharger drinks virgin blood like a lycanthrope

    By greazey_bob,
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  21. i come from a long line of liberal leaning latvian lasso lovers. we've waited nearly nine hours. have you any clue when the pumpkins due?

    By greazey_bob,   
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  22. My poop chute, ain't she a beaut? Watch out now here comes a toot toot

    By Dr. Airdrums,
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  23. Dances With Wolves always tried to ride in front of Pudding In Pants.

    By Shampoodler,
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  24. There are exactly 7 different ways to skin a cat.

    By krundled,
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  25. So Dorian Gray tore off the curtain, revealing the portrait which had- not changed. At all. He was going to grow old & die, just like the rest of us.

    By Chuck Jones Beavertail Oscar,
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