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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Icy London, icy France, icy New York City as depicted in the hit 2004 box office thriller The Day After Tomorrow.

    By grandmaphiliac,
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  2. Some talk-o tall, and some soggy trees, but what do we speak of when we speak of knees?

    By TVsFredSavage,
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  3. Cry softly and let slip the battle puppies

    By krundled,
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  4. we all hate our jobs monsieur, but please start using french words occasionally or you WILL be fired, oui?

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  5. battling the demons in my head, working towards total silence, oh please demons in my head, stop talking about the new Pokemon app

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  6. Hey Grandma, How do you flush your stair-climbing toilet? Oh God, I've made a huge mistake.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  7. They should've called that show One and a Half Men. That's right, I'm on to you, Space Alien Jon Cryer.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  8. I poured Ooze on my teenage turtles but all they got was radiation poisoning.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  9. As I watched her walk out of the house and out of my life, I couldn't help but think, "dinosaurs are cool."

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  10. We represent the Lollipop Guild. So you thugs from the Candy Cane Union better scram or else!

    By krundled,
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  11. Don't give me that funny look, it hurts to laugh.

    By krundled,
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  12. The seminal Seminole spread semen all over the seminar.

    By dirtyvicar,
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  13. All is fair in loving War, because Low Rider is a pretty good song.

    By krundled,
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  14. Its the same every nite; I find myself on a podcast trying to explain a recurring dream,and I awaken to find Im just an ill-conceived meta-catchphrase

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  15. You say "Smashmouth", I say "Schmashmouth". Smashmouth. Schmashmouth. Let's call the whole thing off!

    By Samwich,
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  16. Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but abstinence makes the hard grow harder.

    By AndrewBowen,
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  17. there was a young man upon said boat, please stop claiming all the occupants were of the old kind you fetishist

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  18. Mr. Nugent, my initial diagnosis of cat scratch fever was a mistake. Mr. Nugent, you have feline AIDS.

    By Shampoodler,
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  19. To baste: perchance to use corriander and mustard powder: aye, there's the rub;

    By GeorgeHnasko,
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  20. If my catchphrase isn't chosen, I'll kill my selfie stick sales representative, because those were the terms of the wager.

    By grandmaphiliac,
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  21. If money is tight you can always sell your body. The one you store in the freezer.

    By krundled,
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  22. As far as I'm concerned there are only three things in life: wicks, sticks and licks. Please buy one of my ice cream scented candles.

    By krundled,
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  23. Take me to CHURCH...'s chicken 'cause I am hungry for food. I hate to say it but I'm nervous in that neighborhood. I could really USE some chicken now

    By Mister Malaka,   
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  24. You know I hate to get political, but the left is just a mess. Your left, I mean, sorry about the stroke.

    By Iceshackle,
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  25. I finally ended my TV show so I can focus on my memoir about having a TV show

    By LesterPipps,
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