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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Sit down to pee? Sure, maybe when the pee starts coming out of my butthole!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 186 views

  2. How come the telephone gets to be called ‘phone’ but the phonograph has to be called ‘record player’ now. It’s messed up.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 191 views

  3. Stop trying to make me think that I’m bread. I’m not bread. I’m a human.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
    • 1 reply
    • 177 views

  4. Get ready to fall in love with comedy all over again.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 183 views

  5. By the way, Romans, about that crucifixion? You totally nailed it.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 197 views

  6. My body is a Wonderland, now make like Alice

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 226 views

  7. It was the best of times, it was the Fred Durst of times.

    By Diarrhea Perlman,
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    • 217 views

  8. I took two different vaccines yes. But it has only modernized my boner.

    By Facelist,
    • 1 reply
    • 215 views

  9. If you wanna roll with us you better learn how to drift

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
    • 1 reply
    • 223 views

  10. If Paul Simon married Aaron Paul his name might be Paul Paul.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
    • 1 reply
    • 295 views

  11. I bought a pedometer but it just keeps flashing the word "probably"

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 235 views

  12. At my house, we throw out pizza extra good so that I don’t pick it out of the garbage later.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 228 views

  13. How Wilde could a guy named Oscar be anyways?

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
    • 1 reply
    • 247 views

  14. HOW MANY MARIJUANAS DID YOU TAKE?!

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 274 views

  15. ​​​​​​​I may not be the sharpest knife in the drawer, but I’d like to think that I’m a little cleaver.

    By BrotherRabbit,
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    • 193 views

  16. I'm grumpy every time I hear A E I O U. It's probably Irritable Vowel Syndrome.

    By SideofMcG,
    • 1 reply
    • 286 views

  17. Your restaurant sucks! For starters, you only have appetizers!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
    • 1 reply
    • 306 views

  18. All I'm saying is, if I were Achilles, I'd have worn tougher shoes

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 225 views

  19. How does that movie ‘Cliffhanger’ end?

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 251 views

  20. Which if you witches removed all my stitches?

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
    • 1 reply
    • 253 views

  21. Don’t you wish your chicken was raw like me?

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
    • 1 reply
    • 244 views

  22. Thy horn blows, doest thy jointress?

    By Facelist,
    • 1 reply
    • 249 views

  23. If I ever saw Eddie Vedder on the streets, I would repeatedly refer to him as “Daughter”, until he told me not to.

    By BrotherRabbit,
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    • 294 views

  24. How many monkeys you think Tarzan boned before Jane showed up? It's not zero.

    By StopEatingBees,
    • 1 reply
    • 341 views

  25. The best way to tell that The Moon Landing was fake is to notice that none of them walked backwards to a funky beat.

    By BrotherRabbit,
    • 1 reply
    • 351 views
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