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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Say what you will about The Mole People but if you are looking to party they are always down...

    By JordanMaywood,
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  2. I found a lump this morning. In my lumpy porridge.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  3. Billy Idols hands are the devils plaything. Dude was a Master Bater. White Wedding was a euphemism for Constant Cranking! The end.

    By BiggDWallbuxx,   
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  4. Jonathan Taylor Thomas' tailor, Jonathan, tailored Thomas' pants.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  5. How "great" can the Great Barrier Reef really be if it needs to have the word - oh shit my favorite movie, The Amazing Spider-Man, is on TV right now!

    By Mister Malaka,
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  6. "Ain't" ain't a word, but taint is one hell of a concept.

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  7. Can we still return Eric Bana if we didn't keep the receipt?

    By dirtyvicar,
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  8. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, this bartering system isn't that creative or useful

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 386 views

  9. Move over,there's a new sheriff in town, yr' standing right in his way. Just a few more inches oughta do it. I think that's good,he can get by you now

    By Pure Guava,
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  10. On Australian HBO, "The Night Of" is known by it's alternative title: "The Next Afternoon"

    By Pure Guava,
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  11. 9 out of 10 stupid assholes agree: The didgeridoo is awesome

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 572 views

  12. Nothing in this catchphrase limits or excludes any liability for death or personal injury resulting from go-fuck-yourself-related negligence.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  13. Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Why is my dick in the bouillabaisse?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  14. I will swear to a life of celibacy if you promise to teach me the key to tickling oneself.

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  15. Don't be fickle, have a tickle

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  16. Cherish - Being like or behaving in a similar fashion to Cher.

    By SideofMcG,
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  17. Dance like nobody is washing. That's right - do the stinky foxtrot.

    By SideofMcG,
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  18. My milkshake brings all the slightly outdated references to the yard.

    By SideofMcG,
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  19. Sometimes I feel like I'm talking to myself. But then you always ruin it by answering me.

    By SideofMcG,
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  20. Flowers never feel safe because they're always being stalked. That makes no sense! Go pluck yourself!

    By SideofMcG,
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  21. The monkeys are back or else your Dad just ate all the bananas and smeared his shit on the kitchen walls again. Either way it's gonna be a great day.

    By SideofMcG,
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  22. If I wrote the dictionary I'd put U and I together because I'm a fucking moron who doesn't know how the alphabet works.

    By SideofMcG,
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  23. Wicker basket. Wicker Man. Wicka Wicka Wow Wow - I'm a white middle class rapper. Get funky dudes and dudettes.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 385 views

  24. Thanks to Monty for the great catchphrase suggestion.

    By Monty,
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  25. Leaving any trash on the ground in another...

    By MichaelCarlson,
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