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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Explain to me like I'm a 5 year old why everyone treats me like I'm a 5 year old

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  2. Scott Aukerman for President 2020!

    By nubguy,
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  3. I can climb mount Everest in 5 hours flat. But not if it is all erect and tall like that.

    By Brian Darke,
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  4. There once was a man from Nantucket. He had lotsa sex in Nantucket. Yes, he had lots of sex. a whole lot of sex. And this all took place in Nantucket.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  5. I think we've all done that thing where we cut a bunch of duck's beaks off and eat them like they're Pringles, right guys?

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  6. Up next, "Good Taiwan, Miss Saigon (You sure like to fall)" by Little Richard Nixon

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  7. I know babies come from a stork, I just don't know why my father fucked one in the first place.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  8. Don't put words in my mouth. Do put food in my mouth.

    By Sparky Funbuck,
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  9. Read my lips, but mind the bush.

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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  10. My intern picked this catchphrase.I should probably start reading them before going on air.By the way,your dry-cleaning won't be ready until tomorrow.

    By Pure Guava,
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  11. My ropesnake makes all the toilets get clogged, damn right Im dropping those logs.

    By Laurenfapkus,
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  12. Kick drum wisdom, trial and strife. Prism jism suck this knife

    By greazey_bob,
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  13. It's not goodbye, it's see you later, you fucking idiot.

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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  14. The jig is up, now put down your girl and Dosey Doe.

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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  15. We've adopted a new stance on constipation. It's kinda like, left foot forward, right foot back, nose to the Blarney Stone, you sunk my battleshit

    By greazey_bob,
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  16. The building has left elvis, the building has left elvis. please elvis, stop crying, its really gone this time, theres no taking back what you've done

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  17. Step-Daughters prefer Pearl Jelly.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  18. My magic needs to fill out some tax forms because I am going to work it!

    By JordanMaywood,
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  19. You think Wolverine's claws are impressive you should see his shoulder blades! Shoulder BLADES...

    By JordanMaywood,
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  20. I really do not understand belly button rings... the onion ones taste way better!

    By JordanMaywood,
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  21. One time I was drinking snot and laughed so hard it came out of my nose.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  22. My favorite crooner made, reptile leather, Asian attire has to be the Perry Como Komodo Kimono

    By JordanMaywood,
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  23. Any advice on bonding with your rebellious adopted highway?

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  24. Due to a lack of commas and attribution dashes I think therefor I am René Descartes.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  25. I see you've listed "my dad's splooge" under previous employment, which is fine. What concerns me is that was AFTER you managed an Orange Julius?

    By Shampoodler,
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