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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I was Happy in the haze of a drunken hour, Sneezy in the blur of a day long coke spree ...

    By AlexDale,   
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  2. Everyone in Hollywood is chasing that shiny golden naked bald guy with a sword, Ben Kingsley's on the loose.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  3. I've tripped on acid twice in my life, to answer your question about why both of my feet are burned off.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  4. Alright kids, let's get out there and win this little league game. Not for the trophy and not for the title but for me, the adult man on the team.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  5. Face down, ass up! Those tomato seeds aren't going to plant themselves.

    By ArchdukeJFranz,
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  6. God-Toh-Pu-Stahw

    By nubguy,
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  7. So long as men die Finnerty will never perish

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  8. Girlfriend in a coma I know, I know … let’s sublet her room.

    By AlexDale,
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  9. Sweetness, sweetness I was only joking when I said orange you glad I didn’t say banana

    By AlexDale,
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  10. “Punctured bicycle on a hillside desolate?” Thanks Yoda, but Morrissey will take over lyric writing duties from here on in.

    By AlexDale,
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  11. It was the best of times, it was the worst of the Matrix trilogy

    By mikethehuman,
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  12. Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice and I might be Drew Barrymore in 50 First Dates

    By mikethehuman,
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  13. Some people say Shakespeare was really a woman, but even if that were true, I still prefer pornography.

    By Shampoodler,
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  14. I guess you can say I'm a bit of a Spider-Man. Daddy likes long legs.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  15. My fellow Heynongmans, ask not what your Comedy Bang Bang can do for you, ask what you can do for your Comedy Bang Bang.

    By nubguy,
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  16. The last person who sent Scott Aukerman a Would You Rather submission at his home address was never heard from again.

    By nubguy,
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  17. Thatch Hucklebean, the ghost of a prairie dog, was seen groping a statuette.

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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  18. Who has two thumbs and abides by the rule of threes? Me, myself, and third example.

    By lilgaryunger,
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  19. Heavy is the head that wears the crown, except for Clown-King Dingle Muffins. That delightful and sadistic bastard has a balloon crown for fucks sake.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  20. The enemy at the gate,cries of despair echoed thru the streets.The butcher playfully tucked his man beef betwixt his legs.He knew what the Mrs. liked.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  21. Good News. Crazy News. I have a lot of body hair but none of it is mine.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  22. I know I look bad, but you should see the other guy. No really, he was in peak physical condition, a real sight to behold

    By BRich,
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  23. "That's a pleasant tree" is the nicest pleasantry

    By BRich,
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  24. You know what they say about small feet, proportionally small shoes

    By BRich,
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  25. In the land of the blinds, the blind installer is king

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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