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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Here in London, a policeman's salary is known as "bobby dinero"

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  2. You can't spell cinema without enema. I love it.

    By fredsolo,
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  3. Good evening London. Everyone on my father's side of the family has a penis sprouting from their patellas; they're proper cock-knees.

    By Raymond Luxury Superyacht,
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  4. A mobster and a popstar impostor roasted a roster of oysters with Lola then lost her

    By danlatner,
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  5. I swear to God I didn't say that swear to God

    By MrBigglesworthSentMe,
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  6. When I was younger so much younger than today, I never need anybody's help in any way; but i've fallen and I can't get up

    By MrBigglesworthSentMe,
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  7. I may be overweight, but it's not my fault the best way to get rid of gluten is to eat it

    By MrBigglesworthSentMe,
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  8. Dear Santa, My name's Timmy and I am 4 years old. I've been really good this year, and all I want for Christmas is....

    By nubguy,
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  9. Twas the spring of 1685 and betwixt them, the two enterprising gentlemen had accomplished something I had otherwise thought impossible. Dick pics.

    By henrysoup,
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  10. If the computer is considered a bicycle for the mind, where are the wheels?

    By henrysoup,
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  11. Flea and I are on a first name bassist.

    By Lenin/McCarthy,
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  12. Throw your hands in the air like you just don't care and if you care then good for you. We need people who care. Today. Tomorrow. Always.

    By fredsolo,
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  13. We have an American playing Sherlock Holmes and a Brit playing Superman. Let's all admit that they were both mistakes and move on.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  14. England is good. England is great. Whether you're a chap or bloke or mate. Sipping tea with sheep in fields. Pickled fish and sausage with every meal.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  15. Suddenly I felt my compelled to give my good friend, Mr Sherlock Holmes, a slap across the face, shouting, "Your mother's elementary!"

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  16. I love words that sound the same but have different meanings. Guess that makes me a homonymphomaniac.

    By The Troublem,
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  17. God Save the Yasss Queen

    By Pure Guava,
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  18. I think the British like to say "keep a stiff upper lip" because they sniff glue all day

    By Pure Guava,
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  19. As a British film buff, my favorite films are Kindergarten Bobby, The Lincoln Barrister, You've Got Post, and Sisterhood Of The Traveling Trousers.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  20. Jonathan Taylor Thomas' tailor, Jonathan, tailored Thomas' pants.

    By Mister Malaka,   
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  21. What's up, sausage roll?

    By barrycrabb,
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  22. A bird in the hand is worth two in the shepherd's bush

    By barrycrabb,
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  23. Star tours episode V: the shepherds Bush Empire strikes back

    By barrycrabb,
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  24. In Soviet Russia, maggots are eating Michael

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  25. When it comes to animal movies, Dr.Dolittle 2 is the bear minimum.

    By AndersFromNorway,
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