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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I awake to a butterfly burrowing itself inside me. A car door slams. He is here; The Bag Maker. I remove the poison via my urethra. It is my birthday.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  2. So, what's the deal with milk? I'm Tits Cowman

    By Mitt Romney's Ramen Noodles,
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  3. Fee-fi-fo-fum, my nostrils' warranty just expired and you've got mail. I'm Dog Barkerman

    By Mitt Romney's Ramen Noodles,
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  4. Is it just me or are you wearing the new designer fragrance from Aukerman? I'm Scott Aukerman

    By Mitt Romney's Ramen Noodles,
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  5. Kids these days... no respect for their kids! I'm Old Fatherman

    By Mitt Romney's Ramen Noodles,
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  6. Well, he's not made of plastic... but he's a great friend! I'm Ding Dongerman

    By Mitt Romney's Ramen Noodles,
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  7. Hello? Is anyone there? Billy? I'm Dumb Blonderman

    By Mitt Romney's Ramen Noodles,
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  8. My dairy farm is a good one! what? I'm Cow Slaughterman

    By Mitt Romney's Ramen Noodles,
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  9. Lets talk gardening, baby duck-o!

    By Mitt Romney's Ramen Noodles,
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  10. Are you ready for some football? Check box A. Are you not ready for some football? Check box Get the hell out of 'Merica you commie bastard.

    By Pure Guava,
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  11. One fish, two fish, SeaWorld, Blackfish.

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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  12. It seems you can't make heads or tails of seeing your ass from your elbow.

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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  13. i love me a good cream pie

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  14. greed killed the curiosity, cat

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  15. i put my socks on for the umpteenth time, on the prowl for some fresh hym (which is a new slang term for hymen in case you were wondering)

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  16. Shave me with your razor clam arms Captain Barbados

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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  17. If I had a quarter for every quadrant on this pie chart, I could finally buy that bigger pie chart I've been saving up for.

    By hjvjhjhgkgjbkb,
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  18. My sleep number goes all the way to 11.

    By BroccoLily Rabe,
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  19. New Catchphrase Suggestion #103,256

    By nubguy,
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  20. Boys Life magazine proclaims "It's like being finger-blasted by the shadow puppets of the one true Christian god, but with mattress advertisements."

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  21. Trying to enjoy this diet cocaine, Spokane as fuck

    By greazey_bob,   
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  22. The Devil is in the Details, so hurry up and exorcize that zine Father John Misty

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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  23. to all my 80s ladies from Hades let's vaccinize some rabies babies. Dog U the man, U the man-dog. U hound of the baskervilles, stop eating my neck

    By greazey_bob,   
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  24. I reckon he was out back, lookin' for a dame worth neckin'.

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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  25. Don't worry America, none of this Election 2016 stuff is canon

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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