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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Year round beardy's b hatin November doooooog

    By Laurenfapkus,
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    • 394 views

  2. Find a man that looks at you the way Bizarro Garfield looks at non-lasagna.

    By Shampoodler,
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  3. Orson Welles begins welling up over the sight of Randy Orton

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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  4. The name is James Bond. Jesse James Bond. Uncle Jesse James Bond. Monkey's Uncle Jesse James Bond. Hey hey, we're the Monkey's Uncle Jesse James Bond.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  5. The Jesus lizard hissed at the demon snake, as it dissolved into the plains.

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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  6. creamy garlic sauce slathered on rye bread served with a side of frozen cucumber juice, what more does a man need

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  7. Buffalo Bill Cody is no nonsense, but his Snapchat says otherwise.

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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  8. I don't know anything about art but I know what I like about full frontal nudity.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 487 views

  9. This isn't the line for Jay Leno's road-themed catchphrases? Wish someone'd've road me sooner.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  10. It’s not the loves you take, it’s the loves you rake. Or is that leaves? Goddamit, autumn!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  11. Throw your bedspreads over your deadheads, kids—it’s time for the Corn Coberman Show!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  12. I'm an Aeries but my true self is a monster truck.

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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  13. At first I was afraid, I was petrified. Gosh Darnit Medusa! You got me again!

    By Frenchfries,
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  14. Due to a shocking number of votes for write-in candidate "The Donald", we are hearby suspending free will.

    By Frenchfries,
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  15. St. Elmo’s Fire was a muppet-free movie from the 1980s, Kyle.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  16. Actually, it's Frankenstein's Monster's monstertruck's trucknuts.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 424 views

  17. Get this cheese to sick bay.

    By SirVizzle,
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  18. I can’t even—but I can odd.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  19. Get out my dreams, and into my America.

    By Frenchfries,
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  20. Scotty Want A Cracker

    By leo,
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    • 274 views

  21. I'm just an abandoned factory standing in front of a heavy metal band asking them to take pictures inside of me

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  22. You never give me your money, you only give me your Donny Draper.

    By Shampoodler,
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  23. I think I need to vent some plasma residue.

    By SirVizzle,
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  24. Some kids play House, some kids play Doctor. Me, I liked to play "Dr. House" until my pill addiction spiraled out of control and worried my parents.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  25. The home of the corndog choker.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 339 views
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