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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. My recollection is kinda murky how bout you grease these palms so I can jerk my way to a memory.

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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  2. Compound interest, compound bow, compound full of com-dogs with no com-owners

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  3. Older men preying on younger women??? It's just like a hawk hunting mice, but instead it's old guys hunting young women

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  4. Like sands through the hourglass, you are also an obsolete relic of times long gone. Clean out your desk, Jerry, the Robo-Timer3000 keeps time (cont)

    By Pure Guava,
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  5. Comedy Bang-Bang your head! Metal heath'll drive you mad

    By Pure Guava,
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  6. Is this a Thing? 'Chicken Soup for the Sole: A Guide to Holistic Foot Application of Broth.'

    By lilgaryunger,
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  7. Reading, writing, arithmetic. Too much fucking hurts my dick.

    By Frenchfries,
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  8. Pod of whales, pod of casts, pod of pure disgust as the tide rolls in and your sense of self worth rolls out

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  9. When future historians try to connect the dots, they will most likely end up with a simple picture of an animal such as a fishie or a horsie

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  10. 9 out of 10 time-travelers agree: You think shit is fucked up right now? Ohhhhh man....just you wait.

    By Pure Guava,
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  11. It's SIR Elton John. You have insulted my honor. I demand satisfaction and I challenge you to a piano duel at dawn.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  12. I'm walking on sunshine... but I'm not sure I have the right shoes for it.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  13. (Submitted on behalf of my daughter) I bet a knuckle sandwich would be pretty good if you took the bones out.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  14. Thanks, but my clarinet teacher already taught me everything I need to know about fingering

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  15. 10/9 central. Bill Nye and Guy Fieri go toe-to-toe to see whose more hairy. Then Stephen King's Carrie starring Guy Fieri's daughter Girl Fieri

    By Tampon Manpookiss,
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  16. The FBI set up a fake app to capture people that distributed tree porn. Operation "Sap Fap App Trap" was a complete success.

    By Pure Guava,
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  17. Maybe it was Karma. Maybe it was Destiny. I'm not sure which, but one of those two strippers stole my wallet.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  18. What's up, Turk-(from Scrubs)-key dog?

    By chris the piss,
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  19. the house of unamerican podcasting committee will now come to order. first up....

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  20. Not to sound hollow, but I won't sleepy with you, Mr. Crane, because of your Ichabod.

    By CalvinRye,   
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  21. Swallywood's Gumtrolled by the Chews

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  22. This just inç My balls. It's freezing in here.

    By SirVizzle,
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  23. If you need anything in the next hour, me and Runny Butt-Notch will be flippin’ readies down at Bookman’s Gash.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  24. What's the difference between can of corn and a boner? I don't have a can of corn right now...

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  25. Every breath you take, every move you make, I’ll be ignoring you, you uninteresting idiot.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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