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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Gunshy fun guy seeks one night bum fight with sum bi cum spy

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  2. In other news: I love you, Linda. Please come back to me. And now here's Linda with the weather

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  3. “Gulliver’s rollover endeavor revolved around the governor’s forthcoming volumizing vacuum referendum,” he phonated with an effluvient guffaw.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  4. There are some who say that it was in fact Timmy who cracked corn...

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  5. Well I’ll be dammed and a reservoir will form behind me.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. Have you tried that new chapstick? It's da balm!

    By SirVizzle,
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  7. Brad Pitt's first mistake was not being Erwin Schrödinger. I blame Morgan Freeman for not helping him. Why does Jim Carrey get special treatment?

    By The Shrekronomicon,
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  8. Lactose Intolerant Vampires really hate Philly Cheese Stakes

    By JordanMaywood,
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  9. I think my least favorite jam has to be paper.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  10. I wouldn't kick her out of bread for eating crackers! Crumbs Regardless

    By JordanMaywood,
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  11. Accidentally signed up for Wife Swamp. Hope The Widow Kulap is OK out there...

    By JordanMaywood,
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  12. I might be the worlds worst bee keeper and not even know it since I have no kept bees...

    By JordanMaywood,
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  13. I don't say this often, easily, or even with any real summoned pride; but fuck it, I love you.

    By BLOOOR,
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  14. Shitter? I hardly manure.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  15. Now I can prove my dick's in your sister

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  16. This has been a great birthday and the icing on the cake is... Hey, what the hell?! There's no icing on this cake. This is a terrible birthday!

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  17. Kick it before you lick it, I am a Cricket. Welcome to Comedy Death-Bang

    By Grehg,
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  18. All my exes live in Texas, but all my Chex-Mix tastes like Tex-Mex! Get me off this merry-go-round!

    By BillRyan,
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  19. I didn't get a wink of sleep last night, because I'm a normal human being and I close BOTH of my eyes when I sleep.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  20. My neighbors will forgive me for spying on them while they change. I recently lost my husband and am entitled to a widow's peek.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  21. If you build it, they will come. If you killed it, I will cum (I'm a necrophiliac).

    By Pure Guava,
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  22. wine eleven #MoreLike

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  23. A house is made of bricks and beams but a home is made when a daddy house and a mommy house love each other very much and forget to use protection

    By MichaelAnthony,
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  24. After centuries of research we finally have concluded that you CAN look a gift horse in the mouth. Sorry for any confusion.

    By Frenchfries,
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  25. After a long day at the dentist he found solace in front of a warm fire with an old issue of Juggs.

    By Shampoodler,
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