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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. After realizing that love is not the answer to a successful haunting, he lost all faith in John Lennon’s ghost’s advice.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  2. Meanwhile in Idaho, ninety-nine babies in an apple tree shat simultaneously, bewildering a passing yak.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  3. Sixty sextants smoked six cigarettes in each of their six hands, and, though carnally satiated, soon became lost at sea.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  4. I'm starting to think Sharon Stone is never going to finish her Rock Paper Scissors trilogy

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  5. Milking centipedes while my daughter helps feeds the sex slave from leeds

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  6. Pop goes the weasel, Papa goes the Johns, and there but for the grace of God Popeyes.

    By bale_of_hail,
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  7. Let us not forget American folk hero Johnny Human-seed, arrested for lewd conduct in all 50 of these United States.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  8. Book club recommendation: Leo Tolstoy's 1869 novel about the conflict between Dick Tracy and Bulworth, War and Beatty.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  9. Take me down to the overpriced city where the gas costs tons a beer's 12.50

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  10. What's up, agents of H.O.T.D.O.G.

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  11. The ruminatin, schooner-sailin, laid back high king of content makin will resume his thirsty raccoon phallatin as soon as he wakes from hibernatin

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  12. And our mind still always goes to scaramouche scaramouche will you Ducca fans tango.

    By greazey_bob,
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  13. Dr Who let the dogs out

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  14. The Fab Four? More like the Blab Bore...

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. Peter Parker plucked a pack of purple peckers, and with sticky hands, sticky hands, climbed a wall so tall.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  16. I schnew I schnould’ve schtaken a left schturn at Schmalbeschqeurque.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  17. Sean Connery once shat in this very sheet.

    By Shampoodler,
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  18. hashtag bidet in the usa

    By CoreyTalbert,
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  19. I tend to wear my heart on my sleeve, provided that I'm wearing a shirt with sleeves.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  20. If we can't get four more years, then through tears, cheers and jeers, I'll have four more beers.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  21. The duck-billed platypus truly is Voltron of the Animal Kingdom...an otherworldly evil hybrid out for mass destruction.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  22. im sleek and a showman and chief among snowmen teaching sheep and grown stoned men cheap greek and roman

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  23. Nobody gets to be the "Space Cowboy" AND "The Gangster of Love." Stop being greedy, Maurice!

    By NickSpannaus,
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  24. Hello Sharks, today I'd like to share with you a bicycle made completely out of recalled breast implants.

    By Shampoodler,
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  25. L. Ron Hubbard hid in Elrond's cupboard to smell John's knub lard.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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