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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Spoiler alert! This potato salad is way past its prime.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  2. Come in, Billy Yum-Yum Two-by-Two, over. We’ve got a 10-45 behind the Burger King, repeat, a 10-45 behind the Burger King, over.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  3. Breaking! Breaking! Thandie Newton gives thrilling handy to Wayne Newton!

    By DeepImpactChopra,
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  4. A Buddhist Proverb says: “When the philosopher points at the moon, the fool looks at the finger.” Then, fool gets slapped in the nuts.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  5. Oscar Wilde's quote has been cheapened by history. It should fully read: "I can resist everything except temptation...and Sloppy Joes, extra sloppy."

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  6. Drake on cake in an Irish wake, The Band on demand in South Sudan, Adele on her cell in the ninth layer of hell, chillin'.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  7. Free will or determination? Doesn't matter to this guy, as long as I have some comfy, stlyish Crocs on my feet.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  8. So what if she's a one trick pony? Six second Rubik's Cube blindfolded on a unicycle is a killer good trick for a pony.

    By greazey_bob,
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  9. This year, be careful with one-night stands. You don't want to spend the season lonely AND infested with STDs.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  10. Numismania, Pyromania, Egomania. Only one of these was good enough for Def Leppard.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  11. It's like polenta in your pee-hole!

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  12. Hal 9000? Kind of a jerk. Hal Linden? Kind of a Barney Miller.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  13. Beware the high cost of airfare if considering a career peddling tupperware.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  14. You will meet someone new when you least expect it. Like the next time you're on the toilet reading Vanity Fair.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  15. If dolphins are so smart, how come they can only communicate telepathically with ME?

    By Sparky Funbuck,
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  16. Uncomfortable, brandy-fueled, racially insensitive dinner conversations, just like the kind grandma used to make.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  17. If I knew how to spell mellifluous, I wouldn't have ended up in Prague.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  18. Don't go there, you say? Well, I went there, alright. And boy, I enjoyed it and have photos to prove it all.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  19. I can't help you if you don't tell me what's wrong. If you tell me what's wrong, I'll slowly back away with a furrowed brow and go find help.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  20. Well, well, well. Look at what we have here. Three separate wells. Allllll next to eachother. Veeeerrrryyy interesting.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  21. No, I don't habeas corpus, but I habeas a Corpus Christi, Texas beach casa...which is full of bodies.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  22. Fade to: Funky Town, year 2039. A cloaked, ashen leper dry humps a shattered disco ball.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  23. How do you like them, apples?

    By beezyharps,
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  24. Jules Verne wrote about my penis in a little novel by the name of "Journey to the Centre of the Girth."

    By JordanMaywood,
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  25. Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we cut out donuts and cheese.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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