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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. My first job was working at Penthouse magazine. I was slingin ten cent tang tug-tent to get gents spent for rent.

    By Justa Punn,
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  2. God grant me the serenity to change my underoos daily, the courage to try new hot sauce even if it’s called Facemelter Bigelow’s Five-Alarm Pain Dip,

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  3. Guys that slay a lot of tang lay a lot of pike

    By Shitbird,   
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  4. Jimmy is sleeping with the fishes. He's into a lot of weird shit now after his breakup.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  5. My name is rapping Scott and I'm here to say, the catchphrases lately are just okay

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  6. When I die, I want my remains placed back inside my mother's womb

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  7. Either I got mad jock itch or else my ringworms got some scabies on its genital warts.

    By greazey_bob,
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  8. I’m going to cape cod this summer. I mean if nobody capes those cod, their comic con is going to be pretty boring.

    By Justa Punn,
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  9. Hipster revue in 3...2...

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  10. Crippled with self-doubt, I somehow find the will to carry on. Or do I?

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  11. Halle! Halle, it's Frank. Your cousin, Frank N Berry. You know that new strawberry-flavored cereal you're looking for? Well, eat this shit!

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  12. Dear J.K. Rowling, thanks to you my pig died. Any time I tried to google my hog's warts all I got was your dumb, wizardy story-books for nerds.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  13. Rocking around the Christmas Tree, My seasonal vertigo is kicking in again.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  14. Business idea: Door-to-door WIkipedia salesman. It just. Might. Work.

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  15. Frostbite, dot dot dot. Nixonbite, question mark?

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  16. I wanna know what love is. I want you to show me. Prepare for robo-love-suck-pump catheter injection in 3...2...1

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  17. Nay/nee/neighhhh is the new their/there/they're or your/you're/yore. Get it together, people.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  18. "Disavow" was a hot word bandied about in the 2016 election. My predictions for the 2020 logo du jour: Ballyhoo and flimflam.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  19. Be it a hoedown or hootenanny, you can bet that it'll be a humdinger of a hullabaloo.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  20. Bird flu. Avian flu. So confusing. Inherently, it's known that most birds fly or have flown. Don't be a dodo.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  21. I figure that these figurines are figurative, not literally littoral, though the nearby beach would suggest otherwise.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. I’m onto you like white on rice on a white piece of paper pinned to a white wall with a white tack by a white dude named Willie the White Knight.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  23. MKUltra...CIA mind-control experiment or an aggressive-sounding love lube? I'll take both for $100, Alex.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  24. If you speak again while I'm talking I'm going to kick you off this show

    By JohnnyWalker,
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  25. Welcome to the last ever Comedy Bang Bang. Boy, I wish I could say it's been fun, but I've hated every minute.

    By JohnnyWalker,
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