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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Where my bitches at? Serious question, the mailman left the gate open and my dogs got out

    By WhalePrintPants,
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  2. Old Piss Pringle, he's a noxious old elf

    By WhalePrintPants,
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  3. Old Piss Pringle, he's a noxious old elf

    By WhalePrintPants,
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  4. my catchphrase brings all the boys to the yard, they're like "this one was a reach"

    By tears in the typing pool,
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  5. Coming up on I'm In Love With An Inflatable Lionel Richie, early 2000's heartthrob Adam Scott.

    By Shampoodler,
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  6. On wombat, on muskrat! Has anyone seen my cat? How about Yasser Arafat? Oh. 2004 you say?

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  7. Time is a flat circle, but coasters are also flat circles, soooo kiss my butt, Nietzsche.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  8. The foreskin horseman of the apocalypse

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  9. It's nine o'clock on a Saturday. The regular crowd shuffles in. There's an old man squatting next to me, shoving a dildo all the way in

    By Crumpet Snatcher,
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  10. Shasta is relaunching a soda to honor Bill Cosby. Dr. Pervert will include new ingredients (wink) and the slogan, "Dr. Pervert will knock you out!"

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  11. Leggo my Eggo you flamin' Diego

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  12. Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  13. ‘Tis a consummation devoutly to be wished in one hand and shit in the other and see which one shuffles off first.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  14. Frosty the Snowman was a bitter, hateful soul, with a corncob hemorrhoid, a button-sized melanoma on his nose, and two eyes filled with malicious viru

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. Seashells she sells down by the seashore, but choose our own seashells from the seashore itself we must, because overpriced and poorly located her bus

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  16. I like apple tree.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  17. Well that’s just fantastic, Scott. How are we going to explain this to Alan Thicke’s ghost?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  18. Being tired and alone is still no reason not to bone!

    By Bigsmak,
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  19. All the Pervs down in Pervs-ville liked Christmas alot, they'd all line up to watch Curvy Jenny Pervy donning her christmas stocks.

    By Frenchfries,
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  20. I love that scene in Return Of The Jedi when one ewok realizes another ewok is dead. Sad!

    By Shampoodler,
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  21. Every night i Photoshop a new picture of the Property Brothers kissing

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  22. Butts are juicy, butts are rad, butts are best discussed with Dad.

    By Shampoodler,
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  23. Hello, is it pee you're looking for? Because I'm a sex worker who offers an exciting range of services

    By Crumpet Snatcher,
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  24. You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout, I'm telling you why: The world's oceans are dying. I'm Leonardo DiCaprio.

    By Shampoodler,
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  25. Well ain’t that the bees knees. How will that poor bee ever walk again, you cruel bastard!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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