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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Knock knock? Who’s there? Interrupting plugs theme. Interrupting plugs theme whOH SAY CAN YOU HEAR/ALL THE PLUGS THAT WE HAVE/TO TELL YOU ABOUT/SO YOU

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  2. It was a dark and smarmy night. The dreaded earwolf loosed its mournful howl in the distance, and we served guacamole to the cat with a spoon even tho

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  3. I like corn tree.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  4. My new favorite commercial is where the lady referee ALSO eats the Jamie Lee Curtis poop yogurt

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  5. I like the show Rectified. It's a lot like Justified but he's a rogue proctologist.

    By Shampoodler,
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  6. the glowing popes zoetrobes of eskimos in risqué clothes were too on the nose for Frank and his bros

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  7. Now is the winter of our discontent, so I made hot cocoa for our whiny asses.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  8. No, you listen to me, Words With Friends! Bootytastic is too a word!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  9. Betelgeuse, betelgeuse, betelgeuse. And that’s how you summon a red giant star that, if it were to appear, would touch the orbit of Uranus. Giggity.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  10. He spotted the giraffe four hundred yards down the trail with his binoculars; how the giraffe got his binoculars he could not ascertain.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  11. I like bacon tree.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  12. The Neverending Story is a movie from the 1980s, Kyle. Yes, that’s why we haven’t left the theater, Kyle.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  13. Why did the chicken nugget erode the crops? Because blogs damn. And processed sugar. And fleece.

    By greazey_bob,
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  14. It's all about the Benjamins, baby. Franklin, Graham, Disraeli, Affleck, Andre 3000.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  15. The Electoral College may be unpopular, but the Electanal College is even shittier.

    By Shampoodler,
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  16. Steven Strange is Dr. Strange. Bill Cosby is Dr. Get Some Unconscious Strange.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  17. I got this partially masticated apple straight from the horse’s mouth.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  18. Let sleeping dogs lie, Kyle, and please put that cat back in the bag. It’s going to track dog blood everywhere.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  19. I like boobie tree.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  20. I for one think Nirvana is even BETTER with Paul McCartney's boyish charm!

    By Shampoodler,
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  21. My brother from another mother and my sister from another mister have an incestuous relationship.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  22. No, he’s not French, Stewart. Neither is Patrick, Stewart. He’s English. Also, you’re head is shaped like a football.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  23. Whoze corn nutz? Deez corn nutz. Datz whoze.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  24. You put your left foot in, you pull your left foot out, you lube it up with some creamed corn, that’s what it’s all about.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  25. may you die bonerless and with child - yet may your autumns be mild

    By KrangkaDelic,
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