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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I swear this lotion is for my dry knees.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  2. The Duchess of Cambridge is a milf, the Queen of England is a quilf.

    By Justa Punn,
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  3. Everything I've done I've done for me, son.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  4. Feliz Navidad to Felix, the Na'vi dad.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  5. The best part of waking up is folders in your butt. Trust me, I'm a filing cabinet.

    By Shampoodler,
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  6. Please, Mr. Boombastic was my father's name. I'm just regular ol' Steve Boombastic.

    By Shampoodler,
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  7. Five little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke his head. The monkeys learned nothing and one by one they died.

    By DaveSheir,
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  8. Next year's Star Wars christmas special will be named Rogue One 2: Tree Force

    By TheMeddler,
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  9. Rogue One spoiler: nerds in theater lines wearing Star Wars shirts singing "bop-ba-bop-ba-bopbabahhh!"

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  10. Of all the roach motels in Guam she walks into mine, orders a pixy stix and says she's pregos with 500 of my eggos.

    By greazey_bob,   
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  11. According to a recent survey, accordions threw a decent soirée.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  12. Your honor, ladies and gentleman of the jury, incoming students, busters, tricks, tramps, hoes, and daddymacks, please remain in your funk trance.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  13. Yes blood is thicker than water. But while your soup's texture might now be perfect we're still closing down your restaurant.

    By SideofMcG,
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  14. I am working on my yule log for yuletide, so you'll forgive me if I don't make time for Yul Brynner this yule, y'all.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  15. I recently watched Mr. Holland's Opus. Last year, I ran into Mr. Opus in Holland. Both events good at the time, though largely forgettable now.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  16. Menudo has been successful as a boy band. As a soup, international appeal isn't as strong. The commonality is beefy stomachs.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  17. In an interesting turn of events, a feral dog howled, "a baby ate my dingo!"

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  18. Jingle Bells,Batman Smells,Robin laid an egg. Seriously, we were partying at Selina's and Robin jumps on the table and yells "Let's see a bat do this"

    By Frenchfries,
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  19. Pardon me ma'am, but you caught my eye from across the room, and I'm gonna need that little sucker back.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  20. It's been twelve years and I still can't drink a Shasta without clenching my butthole.

    By Frenchfries,
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  21. Wilde Clickbait: You Won't Believe What Dorian Gray Looks Like Now.

    By SideofMcG,
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  22. Gurlll was your mother a seagull? 'Cuz you look like a minivan covered in bird shit.

    By Shampoodler,
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  23. Happy New Year from all us here at Goodyear where we hope you have a decent year.

    By SideofMcG,
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  24. They say I'm my own worst enemy which is disappointing because I'd hoped my worst enemy would be more attractive

    By DaveSheir,
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  25. She had a proclivity for close-quarters proximity, her kiss was extra-texturous, her sex was extra-dexterous

    By Justa Punn,
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