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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Let’s all go to the lobby/Let’s all go to the lobby/Let’s all go to the lobby/And solve the differential equation on the chalkboard so we can bang Min

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  2. Today, we head into the deep secluded forest and hunt the most dangerous game of all - Monopoly: The Big Bang Theory Edition

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  3. What's up, yule log?

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  4. I used to work at a gym but I got fired for not pulling my own weight.

    By Justa Punn,
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  5. My catchphrase submission might not be very funny, but at least it is a musing.

    By Truth Beard,   
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  6. Who would've guessed that disgraced Sammy Hagar would have to drop a "g" from his name and lose financial support from the pants empire?

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  7. My blood type is B Positive yet I suffer from soul-crushing depression. My blood is irony rich.

    By Justa Punn,
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  8. My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun. Yeah, he's stopped eating the mice I normally put in and only wants bread!

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  9. Though the old sailor had seen his share of navel engagements, he found her amount of belly button lint quite unnerving.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  10. New No-No, Old Yes-Yes, Current Maybe-Maybe

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  11. Three cheers for booze! Three beers, four chews. Five gears and a sixty year old sincerely coarse vermouth.

    By greazey_bob,
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  12. Why are you listening to this catchphrase, don't you know Lobsterfest is happening for a limited time?

    By Justa Punn,
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  13. Deli counter terrorists WIN

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  14. Yeah, I get it that around Christmas it's fun to call someone "Peppermint Patty". My name is Mark, not Pat!

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  15. Webster's dictionary defines Mr. Papadopoulos as a jerk with the heart of gold without a Karras in the world

    By Justa Punn,
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  16. The customer is always right, except when he tries to buy lunch with a twenty dollar bill he made at home in photoshop apparently

    By Justa Punn,
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  17. A picture is worth a thousand words, unless it's a picture of Lauren Lapkus in which case I'm going to need to borrow a dictionary.

    By Justa Punn,
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  18. Who needs the NES Classic to satisfy 80's nostalgia when you can just get a fat kid in a Goonies shirt to run around your yard?

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  19. That last tune was "Do The Dump-A-Lump" by Freddy Dump and His Mystery Lumps. Rest in peace, Freddy.

    By Shampoodler,
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  20. When Push Comes to Shove...

    By StanSitwell,
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  21. The aforementioned H. Jon D. and Catherine T. McFillet O. Fish, presiding, presided. And in so doing, so did.

    By Thomas Diddlemitch,
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  22. Say what you will about a buccaneer but I think we can all agree it's a good deal on ears.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  23. If you're in the market for the longest gourds in the tri-county area, look no further than "Tall F. Pumpkins"

    By ChronicTheHedgehog,
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  24. I have wept. I have dreamed. I have witnessed the ancient moon make wee wee in it's dye dye.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  25. I don't want, anybody else. When I think about you, I cut myself. Really, you're the absolute worst.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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